Poker Hands & Poker hand nicknames

[Ichigobankai]

These Are The Poker Hands In Ranking I Seen People Asking For Them So i Thought I Would Post Them..

So Here You Go..

[2pac68]

a funny list of nicknames



AA : "Bullets" / "American Airlines" / "Pocket Rockets"
KK : "Cowboys" / "Ace Magnets" / "King Kong"
QQ : "Bitches" / "Siegfried & Roy" / "Four Tits"
JJ : "J-Birds" / "Hooks"
TT : "Dimes" / "Tension"
99 : "Phil Hellmuth"/ "Popeye's"/ "Wayne gretzky"
88 : "Snowmen" / "Little Oldsmobile" / "Dog Balls"
77 : "Mullets" / "Hockey Sticks"
66 : "Cherries"
55 : "Presto" / "Speed Limit"
44 : "Magnum" / "Sailboats"
33 : "Crabs" / "Treys"
22 : "Ducks"

AK : "Big Slick" / "Walking Back To Houston" / "Anna Kournikova"
AQ : "Big Chick"
AJ : "Ajax" / "Blackjack" / "Jackass"
AT : "Bookends" / "Johnny Moss"
A9 : "Jesus/Chris Ferguson"
A8 : "Dead Man's Hand"
A5 : "High Five"
A4 : "Transvestite"
A3 : "Baskin Robbins" / "Ashtray"
A2 : "Hunting Season"
KQ : "Marriage"
KJ : "Kojak" / "Bachelor's Hand"
KT : "Katie" / "Big Al"
K9 : "Canine" / "Dog"
K8 : "Kokomo"
K7 : "Columbia River"
K4 : "Fork"
K3 : "King Crab" / "Sizzler"
QJ : "Maverick" / "Oedipus Rex"
QT : "Quint" / "Robert Varkonyi"
Q9 : "Quinine"
Q6 : "Computer Hand"
Q3 : "San Fransisco Busboy"
J9 : "TJ Cloutier"
J8 : "Jeffrey Dahmer"
J6 : "Jack Talley"
J5 : "Motown"
J4 : "Flat Tire"
T9 : "Countdown"
T8 : "Tetris"
T7 : "Bowling Hand"
T5 : "Woolworth" / "Merfs"
T4 : "Broderick Crawford"
T3 : "Weinberg"
T2 : "Doyle Brunson"
98 : "Oldsmobile"
95 : "Dolly Parton"
94 : "Joe Montana Banana" / "San Fransisco"
93 : "Jack Benny"
92 : "Montana Banana" / "Twiggy" / "Golf Bag"
86 : "Henry Bowen"
85 : "Finky Dink"
84 : "Orwell"
78 : "RPM"
76 : "Union Oil" / "Trombones"
75 : "Heinz"
74 : "Cambodian Big Slick"
72 : "Beer Hand"
69 : "Big Lick" / "Railroad"
65 : "Ken Warren"
64 : "The Rabbit"
63 : "Blocky"
62 : "Ainsworth" / "Cowboy Wolford"
54 : "Jesse James" / "Jane Russell" / "Moneymaker"
53 : "Bully Johnson"
52 : "Quarter" / "Two Bits"
42 : "Lumberman's Hand"
38 : "Raquel Welch" /"Sven"
34 : "Waltz"
32 : "Mississippi Slick" / "Polish Big Slick"

[jockney]

7 4 offsuit - "An Origami " (Fold it)

[kaxig]

three pairs we call a carport useless but looks nice in front of the house

[2Shey]

The royals on parade ( royal flush), Men in a boat (2Kings), Family ( straight),lovely ladies( 2 Queens) ladies night (3 Ladies),oh man there's tones....lol

[2Shey]

Cowboys..(pocket Kings)
Royal Dinner..(Queen 8)
Computer Hand..(Queen 7)

[boopsie1948]

I wanted to make a note about funny names for hands. J 8 Suited, is "Dahmer to the Prom" I didn't see that one listed on your funny hand names list.

[mitaka0072]

Today in one tournament i had five cards from the same kind - a flush but still a player with Three of a kind beat me??!!!! How come?

[bobf111]

Originally Posted by mitaka0072

Today in one tournament i had five cards from the same kind - a flush but still a player with Three of a kind beat me??!!!! How come?

There is really not enough information to answer that question. Are you sure you read the board correctly.

[magicplaya304]

k-k brokeback mountain

[Matthew4960]

I like the Snowmen 8-8

[DeciferThis]

Q-6 is the grizz

[JimmyDrum]

handy, might help in the future.. thanks =)

[mihawk]

yup really usefull thnx

[mihawk]

i like the ducks 22

[HALLY80]

Originally Posted by mitaka0072

Today in one tournament i had five cards from the same kind - a flush but still a player with Three of a kind beat me??!!!! How come?

i had the same thing yesterday
verry wierd

[HALLY80]

but thanx for the list

[Logan007]

Hey thak for info

[Logan007]

THANK for the info

[Logan007]

Im not as much new to poker as to the site.