5 word storie game

[bohica666]

say its been done, but see if we can get this up & runnin'

must use 5 words only, no more no less
try and get a storie of some sorts goin'
should be a crack up,

i'll start


going to the races i

[ilovekerry]

stopped to pick up a

[funkyskunky]

big fat juicy burger, however....

[ilovekerry]

it coantained a big hair.............

[Ace_Queen]

so we took it back ..........

[bohica666]

and yelled and screamed at

[crinkle62]

the greasy spoon's serving wench

[bohica666]

who, with the three missing

[funkyskunky]

fingers that he had said

[bohica666]

were stolen by a sexy

[69kindagal]

witch who ate all

[funkyskunky]

the fries and snapped her

[69kindagal]

bent tooth in half so

[69kindagal]

and says come here big

[jayccin]

boy i'll pick your nose

[funkyskunky]

and pop your white spots

[TIDDLYW1NK]

Into My Handbag You Little

[bohica666]

sexy beast, now smell my

[joecool32]

big, juicy, hairy, greasy, sweaty...

[eloise]

the cat jumped very high