An amazing discovery

[stevo_58]

Playing scrabble...................trying to make words.................coming up with the usual gobbledegook ones like sqidlijh, twudgox, and numerous others that aren't words..................then we stumble on.............feelium

Yes yes yes we've discovered a new element

You can't see it or smell it or hear it Turns out that it's a gas...........and here's the weird part....you can feel it, hence 'feelium'

So the next step is to prove it exists right? Well we manged to do that Now just keep an open mind for a moment and bear with me and you'll see it makes perfect sense

Your in a noisy bar and your mate is trying to tell you something from across the room but you can't hear them. What do you usually do? You put your hand up near your ear and cock your head in their direction. Then they mouth the words in your direction. Now you might say 'yea, you read their lips', but you can't because people keep getting in the way and blocking your view, but amazingly you still know what they are saying don't you.................there you go, that's feelium in action . It passes from their mouth to your ear, your eardrum feels it and you know what they said.

Don't believe me? OK what about this. Your in one location and someone you know is at another location, maybe miles and miles away. For no apparent reason you suddenly have a thought about them. The next time you talk to them they tell you they were thinking about you the other day. After a quick chat you discover you were both thinking the same, at the same time, even though you were miles away from each other ...........yep, feeling again cool eh

Still not convinced? OK what about this. Your with the love of your life and you look into each others eyes............................ahhh............an d without a single word being said you both know exactly what the other is thinking..............ohhhh mmmm ....c'mon you've all been there .............how do you know what each other is thinking?.......yep, you got it....................feelium working again Wicked ain't it

Still a disbeliever? OK OK well how else can you explain this one. You remember going to the pub, but you have no recollection of leaving the pub and getting home because you were completely ratted But amazingly when you wake up the next morning your at home in your bed How did you manage that then?......FEELIUM of course. It's obviously the only logical explanation. You left the pub and subconsciously (well pretty much blotto) 'felt' your way home by feeling the trail of feelium from the pub to your bed

All makes so much sense now....................FEELIUM..............brilli ant eh.......a world changing discovery I reckon.

[jimggoldwing]

Stevo, it would be so much easier to agree on which dictionary you're using for the Scrabble game!

[crinkle62]

I'm 'feelium' you need some serious, serious help hun!
luvs ya tho and if i could, i'd come and visit when they lock you up in that nice cosy padded room that has your name on the door!....bless you.

[jazzsinger1]

stevooo you git!!! few words for scrabble which will give you the points..

1.Floccinauccinihilipilification

2.Antidisestablishmentarianism

3.Honorificabilitudinitatibus

if too easy m8 then use the one below:
Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriol ic

imao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[white_wizard]

steve them little men in there clean white coats,,wont u

[jayccin]

feelium is a wet fart

[stevo_58]

Originally Posted by jayccin

feelium is a wet fart

Mmmm are you sure that's not lumpygen?

[jimggoldwing]

Has Jay been consulting with the OP66 resident fart expert, Arezzo?

[jayccin]

lumpygen is dryed fellium

also known as dingleberry

[stevo_58]

But feelium in it's natural state is odorless. I'm pretty sure the true source of lumpygen is stinkite, which as the name suggests can have an extremely pungent odor associated with it.

[white_wizard]

iv just discovered that jayccin,,,,and steve 58,,,,,,are twin brothers,,,, they are both nutty as a fruit cake

[daddyspoon]

i think feelium is an instrumental by smashing pumpkins

[jayccin]

feelium is odorless in its natural state but when it is pumped out of the body with force then the odor is produced when the gas is shot thru the dingleberry area causing the lumpygen effect.

[stevo_58]

Ah, yea that makes sense now. Just like many natural elements, they can be altered as a result of reacting with other substances. And what you have stated is good because it's further proof of the existence of feelium. I'm sure they will be many who think this is just nonsense, rather than the important discovery it actually is.

Fruit cake you say ww!......I prefer sponge. (but that's also because I'm not allowed anything sharp)

[daddyspoon]

i missed out also

[jayccin]

Doctor stevo these laypeople don't have the education that we have, we must have pity on them.

[future2112]

aahhh... so would 'feelium' account for when you're laying in bed and you think you hear a knock at the door, you go check and find no one is there:, and just as you return back to bed there comes the real knock at the door? lol

[stevo_58]

You see doubters, yet more proof of the existence of feelium, thank you Fut.

[sweetkitty]

is it feelium when I call my mum, and she´s already on the line, as she has dialed my number right at the same time??? hmhmh... that´s a technical issue, isn´t it?

[stevo_58]

Originally Posted by sweetkitty

is it feelium when I call my mum, and she´s already on the line, as she has dialed my number right at the same time??? hmhmh... that´s a technical issue, isn´t it?

Well it depends kitty If your mum picked up the phone because she knew you were going to call right then, then yes it would definitely be feelium at work But if she had no 'feelng' that you were going to call right then, it would just be one of those coincidences

If it happens again maybe you could install a feeliumometer on the phone line That way if you get a reading on the meter it would confirm it was feelium

If you want to do that let me know, then once I have finished testing my feeliumometer I could lend it to you for a while Hope this helps answer your query