Brotherhood???????????

Calling on all our OP66 brothers..Looks like we have some sort of Coup on our hands with some of our Female members.We will have to act fast to repel this dastardly deed...There are a few things we can do immediately until they come too their senses..First thing to do is when your leaving for work tomorrow morning,flick the socket switch on the electrical fuse board.This will confuse them greatly and when their female friends call around for "THE COFFEE" they wont know what too do.They will be staring at the kettle all morning waiting for it to boil..Also this will stop them watching these women only morning TV programs like "Kilroy" that spread this anti male propaganda..Some of them will probably know its the fuse board,but its like a minefield to the Female mind,they will not go near it incase they "blow" the house up...Another thing to do,as its the weekend,when you come home from the pub pissed and in the generous mood,dont give them that customary 200 euro to buy something for "themselves tomorrow".This is something they cant live without...I think there is enough there in our armoury,to put a halt to this silliness,but if not we can bring out the big guns.The mother of all "weapons" and dont think we wont use it girls...........

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jimmy got all scared and wants his 'ickle' friends to make a gang!!

Just get on with the housework and behave yourself!!!! Strewth. LOL

i really dont see the point in either lol group of women for gossip? group of men to talk sport? we got the chat room for that

i'm with you brother jimmy,and there will be no 3 minutes between the sheets this sunday that leaves em grateful they were born women and unable to move till the shuddering stops.

Originally Posted by crinkle62

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jimmy got all scared and wants his 'ickle' friends to make a gang!!

Just get on with the housework and behave yourself!!!! Strewth. LOL

Dont you start me now Crinks...Iam downing the housework tools and going to organise my gang....You will not hear the end of this untill you and Queenb retract your statement of intent.

No chance baby ..... thought you guys might like a place also .....

For when times arnt so hard LMAO

Lmao Jimmy.....just get on with your chores ...u have no time to organise gangs.......strewth boy.......whatever next... Leave us ladies be... Girlpower..... lol.

MY BROTHERS WE ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE IF THEY ALL BAND 2GETHER THE HECK WITH THIER 3 MINS OF SHUTTERING THEY HOLD THE MASTER KEY 2 MY & ALL OF OUR NEEDS(well maybe not all of us) AT LEAST THE 1S I CARE ABOUT & THEY CAN LOCK EM UP & SWALLOW THE KEY SO LETS GET BEHIND JIMMY & STOP THIS BEFORE WE HAVE 2 TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES

OK brothers,the gloves are off now....First we need too organise our defences...Wear Two pairs of underpants tonight until further notice ok..We will not give them their 3 minutes...Remove all batteries from the house and that includes the ones in the remote controls...Disable the vibration mode on their mobile phones,as they are very inovative when it comes to things like that.Leave the toilet seat down at all times and put cling film across it.Hide their make up and put ladders in all their stockings and tights,(Pantyhose for our American brothers).These are uncertain times my Brothers,but stay strong and lets stick together and victory shall be ours....

really jimmy of course u jest.Most women I know, have built that fuse box. We are the women who give birth, raise kids, keep all in order and hold down a full time career. We can find alternatives to that 3 minutes u say, hmmmm, don't wear panthose and makeup we could live without.But stay strong guys but u do know that victory will never be yours, only if we let u think it is of course.

Originally Posted by cactusjack

i'm with you brother jimmy,and there will be no 3 minutes between the sheets this sunday that leaves em grateful they were born women and unable to move till the shuddering stops.

u mean the shuddering of your old flabby bellies as u walk across the room? uuuuuuuurgh!

Originally Posted by sally69

u mean the shuddering of your old flabby bellies as u walk across the room? uuuuuuuurgh!

Oh Dear Sally..Its not our Flabby Bellies that causes the shuddering but rather our tanned and toned bodies.Our bulging masciline muscles that are craved for by yourself and other members of this militant group of females.We are now on strike and will spend our "3" minutes moisturising and nourishing our velvet skin and toning up even more.Be warned that we know who the militants are and unless there is movement by them on this issue and soon,us Brothers will encrypt our words and messages.You shall be ousted from this OP66 family and bannished forever to a manless world....I would urge all other female members not to be swayed into joining this grouping..

just make sure you leave the bloody washing machine alone !!!!!
I lurrrrrrrve that thing...especially the spin cycle !!...geeeeez did i say that out loud !!!?

Anyway, you men hav no chance when us girls get together, and as for 3minutes, it takes you longer than that to get up the stairs!!

I am with the fellas!!! United we stand!!!!!!!! (beat it ladies) lol.. This is the mans room!!

Dont be silly Crinks,the "3" minutes dont include the foreplay..IE climing the stairs,opening the laces etc...If you include all that stuff you are talking 5 minutes at least....As I live in a Bungalow and dont have the stairs to contend with, its an extra minute for me.....Iam very surprised that a lovely lady like you would get involved with this lot...BTW you can have the washing machine,but you might find it covered with super glue so if you get stuck on top of it,dont call me ok...

We should name it The He-man Woman Haters Club HaHahahaha

I, JTreehorn, do hereby vow to rid our worlds of this vicious "grouping" that jimmysyntex has brought to our attention by whatever means necessary. This is a serious threat to all mankind that requires men the world over to set aside our differences and stand as one in order to render swift and decisive action.

fuse box................check
tone up.................check
get a tan...............no promises
toilet seat.............check


I nominate jimmysymtex to lead this revolution
BROTHERS UNITE!!!!

United!!!!!!!!!!! Stepoff ladies!!! Lol jimmy, jimmy, jimmy!!!!

Jimmy: Let’s start a club right now. The He-man Woman-haters. I'll be president.
Stepoff And I'll be second president, and you can be third president.
Cactusjack: Thanks.
Jimmy Alright, get up and do exactly what I do. Put your hand on your heart, and raise your other hand. We, the He-man Woman-haters club...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat We, the he-man woman-haters club...
Jimmy ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Stepoff and Cactusjack ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Jimmy ...because girls are the bunk.
Stepoff and Cactusjack ...because girls are the bunk.

Brothers,tonight I stand before you,and pledge my allegeance to you all.Brother Treehorn is right,never before in our proud history have we come under such a vicious,unprovoked and aggravated assault.This pusillanimous deed has been perpretrated by shameless and faceless women whos sole aim is to rid the world of good,law abiding men like you and I.We have too act now,to stop them in their cowardly quest.We must put away our tools,for its these tools that nourishes their greedy and wanton lust only then to cast us aside like cattle in a field.I shall lead you Brothers,and lead you to victory I shall.We will not be made to ever do the dishes again,we will not be made to clean the house and slave all day over a cooker while these women drink beer and play poker on OP66,and then in their drunken state demand us to be there for them to satisfy their needs.Tonight I shall burn my underpants and shall free you all from these chains of bondage....Unite my Brothers and this day will be remembered through out history as the day the men fought back....