Brotherhood???????????

[jimmysymtex]

Brothers,this message is encrypted so only us brothers can read it..Earlier tonight Brother Tbird went on a very dangerous mission to infiltrate the ranks of the sisterhood by pretending to be sensitive ETC...So far he has not reported back to base and I fear the worse.A spy within the sisterhood has reported that an unidentified male has been captured and is currently been Errrrr interrogated by 6 sisterhood members...Ducking knew I should have went on that mission myself.......Gerrrrrrrrrrr...........

[jazzfrogs]

It's funny....CNN had a news item today (and all our local talk shows spent the day discussing it) about how more and more women are LEAVING men and turning to other women.

Why women are leaving men for other women - CNN.com

Better beware guys, your plan may backfire BIGTIME - Do you really think that us women REALLY NEED you - we might like having you around (kind of like a toy or hobby), but when it really comes down to it......men are only a want - not a need!

Can Guys really say the same thing about women? I THINK NOT!!!!

[cuddycat]

Can I be a honorary member of your boys club!! I promise to behave

[doolittle1]

Watch this

http://blip.tv/file/178818

[Breezy064]

Originally Posted by jazzfrogs

Better beware guys, your plan may backfire BIGTIME - Do you really think that us women REALLY NEED you - we might like having you around (kind of like a toy or hobby), but when it really comes down to it......men are only a want - not a need!

Can Guys really say the same thing about women? I THINK NOT!!!!

I totally agree.

After all I've read here, I running off to join the sisterhood.

Sorry Jimmy, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...UNITE!!!!

[jimmysymtex]

Originally Posted by cuddycat

Can I be a honorary member of your boys club!! I promise to behave

By the powers invested in me by the brotherhood,I hereby declare Cuddycat an honorary member of the brotherhood...You will have to wear 3 pairs of underpants now also Cuddy like the rest of us..And remember no hanky panky until further notice.......

[jimmysymtex]

Originally Posted by Breezy064

I totally agree.

After all I've read here, I running off to join the sisterhood.

Sorry Jimmy, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...UNITE!!!!

Oi you,get back here and talk to brother Cuddy about fixing stuff.... dont mind them women cos by this time next week they will all be begging to come back....

[MRCOOL1]

Originally Posted by jazzfrogs

Better beware guys, your plan may backfire BIGTIME - Do you really think that us women REALLY NEED you - we might like having you around (kind of like a toy or hobby), but when it really comes down to it......men are only a want - not a need!

hmmmm ok,, I'll remember those words the next time :
the furniture needs to be re-arranged,
the toilet needs to be unplugged,
something needs to be assembled,
something 'icky' needs to be handled,
something heavy needs to be lifted,
the car needs to be repaired,
and when you women NEED ice cream at 2am....

[jimmysymtex]

and when you women NEED ice cream at 2am.... [/QUOTE]

Well said Brother Cool....They seem to think that this imitation Ice cream they have in their wardrobes is as good as the real Ice cream only us brothers can produce...Ice cream stored in the wardrobe dont be long melting ladies.Well let us enjoy the real thing while watching por Errrrrrrrrr I mean the football.Brothers when you get that nudge at 2AM from someone looking for their Ice cream you know what to do...Errrrrr Me thinks.......

[cuddycat]

Originally Posted by jimmysymtex

By the powers invested in me by the brotherhood,I hereby declare Cuddycat an honorary member of the brotherhood...You will have to wear 3 pairs of underpants now also Cuddy like the rest of us..And remember no hanky panky until further notice.......

you never said anything about no hanky panky why do you think I wanted to join the brotherhood in the first place !!!!

[jimmysymtex]

Well there is nothing in the rules to say we cant have hanky panky between ourselves,but we were not expecting to have a sister brother...This is getting confusing........Me needs some Cider and maybe it will look better after a few pints..............

[Earp10]

Originally Posted by MRCOOL

hmmmm ok,, I'll remember those words the next time :
the furniture needs to be re-arranged,
the toilet needs to be unplugged,
something needs to be assembled,
something 'icky' needs to be handled,
something heavy needs to be lifted,
the car needs to be repaired,
and when you women NEED ice cream at 2am....

ha! well said

[sa11y69]

Originally Posted by MRCOOL

hmmmm ok,, I'll remember those words the next time :
the furniture needs to be re-arranged,
the toilet needs to be unplugged,
something needs to be assembled,
something 'icky' needs to be handled,
something heavy needs to be lifted,
the car needs to be repaired,
and when you women NEED ice cream at 2am....

we are more than willing to move our own wardrobes to where we want them ~ men are so bad at interior design...
we're well used to pooey nappies and having to clean the toilet after our kids so blocked toilets aint a problem...
we are IKEA addicts, as its cheap and easy to set up
we cleaned sick off our carpets when our kids did projectile vomit when they were ill..so we can deal with 'icky' stuff...
we can carry our own shopping from the car to the kitchen...
our local mechanic is fit as hell so its a pleasure to visit him once in a while...
and why on earth would we need help when it comes to eating ice cream at 2am...WE'RE EXPERTS!!

[seksay69]

Originally Posted by cuddycat

you never said anything about no hanky panky why do you think I wanted to join the brotherhood in the first place !!!!

I agree Cuddy.....I was keen to jump ship...no no I was ECSTATIC to jump ship......but now......just doesn't seem worth it!!!

[Tb1rd]

Hanky panky is my name ladies ... form a line lmao.

actually ... hanky panky would be asilly middle name .. forget the above ... just form a line

[jazzfrogs]

Originally Posted by sally69

we are more than willing to move our own wardrobes to where we want them ~ men are so bad at interior design...
we're well used to pooey nappies and having to clean the toilet after our kids so blocked toilets aint a problem...:d
we are ikea addicts, as its cheap and easy to set up
we cleaned sick off our carpets when our kids did projectile vomit when they were ill..so we can deal with 'icky' stuff...
We can carry our own shopping from the car to the kitchen...
Our local mechanic is fit as hell so its a pleasure to visit him once in a while...
And why on earth would we need help when it comes to eating ice cream at 2am...we're experts!!

you go girl!!!!!!!

[MRCOOL1]

Originally Posted by sally69

we are more than willing to move our own wardrobes to where we want them ~ men are so bad at interior design...
we're well used to pooey nappies and having to clean the toilet after our kids so blocked toilets aint a problem...
we are IKEA addicts, as its cheap and easy to set up
we cleaned sick off our carpets when our kids did projectile vomit when they were ill..so we can deal with 'icky' stuff...
we can carry our own shopping from the car to the kitchen...
our local mechanic is fit as hell so its a pleasure to visit him once in a while...
and why on earth would we need help when it comes to eating ice cream at 2am...WE'RE EXPERTS!!

ok then,,, point by point we go...:
1) admittedly, of course we're bad at interior design. Thats why you NEED us to do the actual moving while you women make up your precious minds as to placement "ohh an inch to the left,, no wait, i think i liked it better UPstairs)
2) a simple blocked toilet, yeah, I'll give ya that. after all, even a MONKEY can operate a plunger ... but what about when it's REALLY clogged and it needs to be taken apart and lifted off the floor.. ya ready for that?
3) i aint talkin about IKEA junk... I'm talking about stuff being BUILT. ie: "oooo i really want a new picket fence with a custom arbor and trellis" or...can you make your OWN linen cabinets?
4) by 'icky; i do NOT mean gooey kids' stuff... today's modern and sensitive man always does his fair share in those duties anyway. I mean the REALLY icky stuff.... dead mice out of the trap, snakes in the house, A DUSTPAN seems like this is the ickiest thing in my house , as the woman there won't come within 10 ft of the thing
5) LOL.. ok maybe you would qualify your shopping as 'heavy lifting'.. the way most women shop i would be inclined to agree .. but again,,, I'm talking about HEAVY lifting... remember that fence she wanted?.. how about the 100lb. sacks of concrete for the fenceposts?... ya gonna help me lift THOSE outta the truck and carry em to the back yard?
6) yes, hun,,, im sure your mechanic is happy to see you, too.... so he can charge you 100$ for a 2$ part that would take ANY man 5 minutes to install.
7) finally, the ice cream. of COURSE you need no help eating it ( that should be OBVIOUS )...however,.. procuring it at 2am is definately a MAN's JOB.

i rest my case.

[MRCOOL1]

gahhhh .. i tried SO HARD to stay away from this thread
ah, well.....

[sa11y69]

Originally Posted by MRCOOL

ok then,,, point by point we go...:
1) admittedly, of course we're bad at interior design. Thats why you NEED us to do the actual moving while you women make up your precious minds as to placement "ohh an inch to the left,, no wait, i think i liked it better UPstairs)
2) a simple blocked toilet, yeah, I'll give ya that. after all, even a MONKEY can operate a plunger ... but what about when it's REALLY clogged and it needs to be taken apart and lifted off the floor.. ya ready for that?
3) i aint talkin about IKEA junk... I'm talking about stuff being BUILT. ie: "oooo i really want a new picket fence with a custom arbor and trellis" or...can you make your OWN linen cabinets?
4) by 'icky; i do NOT mean gooey kids' stuff... today's modern and sensitive man always does his fair share in those duties anyway. I mean the REALLY icky stuff.... dead mice out of the trap, snakes in the house, A DUSTPAN seems like this is the ickiest thing in my house , as the woman there won't come within 10 ft of the thing
5) LOL.. ok maybe you would qualify your shopping as 'heavy lifting'.. the way most women shop i would be inclined to agree .. but again,,, I'm talking about HEAVY lifting... remember that fence she wanted?.. how about the 100lb. sacks of concrete for the fenceposts?... ya gonna help me lift THOSE outta the truck and carry em to the back yard?
6) yes, hun,,, im sure your mechanic is happy to see you, too.... so he can charge you 100$ for a 2$ part that would take ANY man 5 minutes to install.
7) finally, the ice cream. of COURSE you need no help eating it ( that should be OBVIOUS )...however,.. procuring it at 2am is definately a MAN's JOB.

i rest my case.

oh mrcool...WILL YOU MARRY ME????!!!!!!!!!!
show me a man who ACTUALLY DUZ all these things...WHEN THEY ACTUALLY NEED DOING!! and i will show you my...oh...i forgot, you've already seen those

[MRCOOL1]

Originally Posted by sally69

oh mrcool...WILL YOU MARRY ME????!!!!!!!!!!
show me a man who ACTUALLY DUZ all these things...WHEN THEY ACTUALLY NEED DOING!! and i will show you my...oh...i forgot, you've already seen those

heheee yes i have, thank you, and they were lovely ...

and you HAVE seen at least ONE man who does ( sometimes even BEFORE they are needed)... but he's already spoken for