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Old 04-27-2009
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Stevo,I have taken myself in hand,many times over that past 4 days.I tried to stiffen up,but its not the same..My hand is too rough,too big,too warm...My finger nails are not beautiful,long and polished.My rhythm is not the same.My distribution of pressure is off big time..I have played classicial music to slow down and rock music to quicken up....I have mixed both to try and get in between......Nothing works.......I have got the pic of Grovewilks blown up to life size and have it on my bedroom wall...Iam falling in love with it/him/whatever it is.......OH GOD HELP ME....
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Jimmy jimmy jimmy........... i knew it wouldnt be long before you succumbed to our ways !! Join us sisters at your peril as we dont relent on any of our ways that bring enjoyment and fulfillment to the world that belongs to 'WOMEN' You must understand that men are for our PLEASURE only, and not for any other reason. It has been stated before, you cannot live without us, but we can live without you. xxxxx You have been warned !!!!
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Crinks you are right,let me in and you can have your pleasure.I know thats all Iam good for...This is the last pic of me and my Errrr Girlfriend,before them so called Brothers made me sick....Look at how happy we both were and the expression on her face tell you the pleauure I can bring.Crinks and your beautiful band of sisters..PLEASE SAVE MEEEE...
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You must understand that men are for our PLEASURE only, and not for any other reason. It has been stated before, you cannot live without us, but we can live without you. xxxxx You have been warned !!!!
have you lot got accounts in a certain type of bank ? also what are you gonna do when the batteries run flat
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Who needs batteries??????? lol
we can survive without any mechanical device ( well some may need a hair-dryer!!!!)

As for the bank-account ........ wanna find out?
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LOL.... no mechanical devices, eh?..... whaddya call the washing machine on spin cycle, then?
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Bliss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

but i can live without it if need be MrC !! xx
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Who needs batteries??????? lol
we can survive without any mechanical device ( well some may need a hair-dryer!!!!)

As for the bank-account ........ wanna find out?
I've already donated..... and rabbits were almost wiped out with myximatosis
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Stevo,I have taken myself in hand,many times over that past 4 days.I tried to stiffen up,but its not the same..My hand is too rough,too big,too warm...My finger nails are not beautiful,long and polished.My rhythm is not the same.My distribution of pressure is off big time..I have played classicial music to slow down and rock music to quicken up....I have mixed both to try and get in between......Nothing works.......I have got the pic of Grovewilks blown up to life size and have it on my bedroom wall...Iam falling in love with it/him/whatever it is.......OH GOD HELP ME....
Err, I think you took my post the wrong way mate? I meant stiff upper lip, get tough, resist temptation etc. You seem to be talking about something else! Actually that reminds me of the first time I ever had sex. I was really scared.......but maybe that's because I was on my own?

I know what you mean about the pic of Grovewilks. I've done the same, trouble is I can't decide if it turns me on or scares me.
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Err, I think you took my post the wrong way mate? I meant stiff upper lip, get tough, resist temptation etc. You seem to be talking about something else! Actually that reminds me of the first time I ever had sex. I was really scared.......but maybe that's because I was on my own?

I know what you mean about the pic of Grovewilks. I've done the same, trouble is I can't decide if it turns me on or scares me.

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! !!!!!!
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I have resisted brothers....Thanks for clarifying that Stevo,it all makes sense now....Falling in love with Grovewilks was a big wake up call,no matter how yummy he looks in that gear.....
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LMAO a big wake up call hahahaha. Wait till tomorrow when you wake up next to him! Just remember to chain him back up in the basement when your done mate.
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