Cats And Teenagers

[KingPete]

Cats And Teenagers

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.

No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.

Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.

Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.

Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

[BIGSMUDGE]

LOL n1 m8 thought you`d stay away from Cats ,
Remember Last time ??

[KingPete]

Oh yes BIGSMUDGE , I remember only too well .... was quite funny really ...

[annalina]

lmao thats so true glad it isn't only mine tho

[StarryStar]

I'm allergic to cats ... That explains why my teenagers have the same effect on me ...

[Ace_Queen]

All so true LMAO ..........but theres one thing our cat didnt do last night, come in drunk at 3am lol...........like me daughter did .......HA HA she paying for it today lol.. and has to work too ..

[ilovekerry]

lmfao gr8 m8 n1

[ed34]

If i was voting Pretty I would vote ANNA If I ws voting smart i would vote JAVA

[69kindagal]

lmao nice one pete now i best get crackin on with these 50 pages of back dated jokes u sent me lol xxx

[jazzfrogs]

Thank You so much Pete!!!! I just told my 13yr old daughter that I now have a better understanding of her and why we have battled lately just ending up with me being very frustrated and unsatisfied (yes the same as my battles with the cat for affection).

Her only response was that she doesn't want to have to share the litter box...she has to have her own box (which she is in constantly and keeps it in such a state that no one else will enter in.....must to her brother's objections.......once again, just like the cat).

[seksay69]

Oh great, I've got all this to look forward to in oh 10 or so yrs!!! Any advice lol or should I head for the hills now???

[mafia]

lmao i resent that i actually LOVE my dad's music. but all the rest is true.

[ed34]

Teens where the easiest with my 3 kids I ran a very tite ship in my house I was very fair and loving father, they got what ever they needed with in a tite reason, on the end they all three thanked me, the key was honnesty.