common link?

fined the common link between the two words then put two words of your own for the next person,
so if i put,

cards = blue-tac

you could rite,

cards can be played by kids,
kids like to draw pictures,
pictures are stuck to a wall with blue-tac,

tree = fire

A tree can be in the forest
A forest ranger can have a brother
The brother once went to Indonesia
In Indonesia they are about to execute the 'Bali bombers'
When they are executed the leader will shout 'fire!'.

chewing gum = space shuttle

chewing gum usually tastes of mint
my favourite mint is a polo
apollo was a space shuttle

smoking = banana

There is a Chewing gum is in my mouth now
My mouth has tasted peanut butter
Peanut butter is American
Americans play baseball
Baseball is like Rounders
In Rounders you have ro run fast
Fast is another word for attach
If you are attached to some one you LIKE them
I LIKE Space Shuttles

The Beatles - Jellied eels

Doooh cherry Pie beat me

cherry must be SMOKING something
apollo was not a shuttle
the first space craft leading up to the shuttle was a gemini
I think the first gemini carried a monkey
monkeys like BANANAS

scissors = Chicago

dont you love it when posts get mixed up.

The beetles ate Jellied eels

(sorry)

paint = coconuts

Paint is sticky when wet
Wet Wet Wet are a scottish Pop Group
Pop is the sound a baloon makes when it bursts
Baloons are shaped like coconuts

Hedgehog - Hovercraft

hedgehogs have spikes
spike milligan is a comedian
comedians breathe air
hovercrafts run on air

turtles = billiards

The turtles sang Eleanor
Eleanor is a girls name
Girls are no good at Billiards

Brazil - Sugar puffs

ALAN BRAZIL SHARES A FORENAME WITH ALAN SUGAR WHO ONCE TOLD A COUPLE OF PUFFS THEY WERE FIRED

EMPTY WALLET...POLICE ENQUIRY

I always have an empty wallet
because I get conned by a sting
sting is (or was, i hope) in a a band called police
with their music bands ask lots of questions
another word for question is enquiry

cheese - telescope

There are many different types of cheese
Some are strong some are mild
Last week i made a sandwich with Red Leicester cheese in it
Then i sat down to watch the discovery channel
The programme was about far away planets
In order to see these planets as just a minor dot you would still have to use the strongest telescope in the world; amazing.
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Piggy - Wine

Three little piggys went to market and when they came home the big bad wolf was there trying to blow their dam house down. After spending an hour or so hopping from house to house, they finally got to the brick one and being so exhausted but now safe, all sat down and got horrible drunk on wine.

horse-wheat

a horse can run fast
fast things are faster then slow things
i go slow when i walk
i walk through feilds
feilds are where you grow wheat

gun = fizzy pop

Guns were used by Cowboys
Cowboys liked to play poker
Poker can be played online
Online you can buy CD's
CD's are full of music
Music is played in lifts
Lifts take you higher,as do Drugs
Some Drugs are Illegal
it is Illegal to drink if you are under 18 but you can drink Fizzy pop

Porridge = Bowling Alley

PORRIDGE is made from OATS
OATS are a CEREAL
CEREAL is a type of GRASS we eat
GRASS is GREEN
GREEN m&m's and SKITTLES are yummy
SKITTLES are also known as PINS
10 PINS are knocked over by a bowling ball in a BOWLING ALLEY

Phone = Spider

phones are there to talk to friends
friends are ppl that will help you out
out is not in
in a wood factory you hav logs
i log on to my comp' to surf the world wide web
webs are made by spiders


bath = batman

baths are full of water
water can be drunk
when i'm drunk i think i'm batman

football = the moon

when teams win football games they have their picture taken
The photographer says 'cheese'
The moon is made of cheese

owls = iceland

owls have big eyes
my eyes are bigger than my belly
my belly craves pizza
i`ll buy my pizza from iceland...

balls = statue of a horse