dementia test ( many of you will fail :p )

[dumbdog]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?



Answer : 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else … Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?


Answer : Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.

However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


Answer : Greenhouses are made from glass . If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Milford Haven .. Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer : Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own age?

It was YOU driving the bus!!

[SLYX]

Oh serious problems here.....lol

[flip29a]

omg that was so good.... ermmmmmmmmm what was good????? who am I??? what am I doing here???? oh I know bacon butty lady!!!!! I think

[SLYX]

I just wanted to thank ummmm dumbdog for ??? Oh never mind

[jimggoldwing]

I got 'em all right........ but that's because I'll always be a young pup

[crinkle62]

dangit....forgot my age!!!!!......again
so near, yet so far lol

[daddyspoon]

i didnt take it, i dont need dentures

[tattmando]

eeeeeek thot it was a demented test.



i was never here. you got it

[dumbdog]

the question is
did u pass it tatt ?

[tattmando]

Originally Posted by dumbdog

the question is
did u pass it tatt ?

well of course i passed it....................to the left

[tattmando]

my cow/bus driver has milk and toast in her brick house.

[flip29a]

ok i've done test again, cause couldnt remember doing it first time, or was that second.... oh geeeeeeeeeeeez going to make a cuppa if I can find the ermmmmmmmm oh yes the iron

[crinkle62]

Originally Posted by flip29a

ok i've done test again, cause couldnt remember doing it first time, or was that second.... oh geeeeeeeeeeeez going to make a cuppa if I can find the ermmmmmmmm oh yes the iron

lmao Mcphee...you just posted what i knew already about you!!!

[flip29a]

Originally Posted by crinkle62

lmao Mcphee...you just posted what i knew already about you!!!

posted what??????

[Bonik]

That was awesome DD!

[tracey123]

i passed thank god and i know ive got a memory like ia seive

[flip_flop]

it took 2 days to do this as i keep forgetting where and wat i was doing.
now how do i get out of here again.

[stepoff]

thanks for making me feel so much more STUPID....