Did you ever stop and wonder......

[SHILLY]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you
get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave your e-mail address in the
first place?

[SHILLY]

Where Is The Middle Of Nowhere

[ilovekerry]

lol they are good points

[SHILLY]

Are There Any Undiscovered Colours

[SHILLY]

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread

[ilovekerry]

i wonder y u dnt just edit the original post n add them?????

[SHILLY]

What do NASA scientists say instead of "It's not rocket science you know" ?

[SHILLY]

didnt know you could lol.... its my first thread.... will do

[mossy8910]

v good liked that thread keep it up:}:}:}:}

[Lourie]

Makes one wonder...

[SHILLY]

When Signmakers Go On Strike, How Do They Make Their Point ?

Who Gets To Name The "dulux" Colour Chart ?

Where Does My Lap Go When I Stand Up...... And Can I Have It Back ?

[SHILLY]

More questions to discuss............

Are "crabs" related to crabs ?

Is it a biological coincidence, or a matter of function, that my index finger fits perfectly in my nostrils, my ears and my bumhole ?

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT NOW.............

How can you mend a broken heart ?

Is it really possible to fall in a barrell of s**t and come up smelling of roses ?

What are the benefits of smoking ?

Why do socks go missing in the wash ?

[SHILLY]

If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular ?