The epic tale of Luca Pratt

[phattP]

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[DukeOfDeath]

haha wow. that took a sudden turn half way through. Quite entertaining

[Bonik]

Nice Job Panda!

[jazzsinger1]

yup threads closed wd mods,dont need that BS here ...
nice one Panda...keep it coming...wd m8!!!

[CaptainSandy]

Great Stuff,
Good use of the forum.

[del_boy]

nice 1 as usual phatt.
this site would be much the poorer
without the likes of you.

[ASBO]

The arrow blade was like a knife,
the feathers finely crafted,
he'd never in his short sweet life
been so completely shafted,
the minstrels at the wedding stood
and sang a winsome ballad,
of how the outlaw Robin Hood
had shot his own fruit salad

The horse was in a world of pain,
with Luca feeling edgy,
as Robin fell beneath the strain,
and cursed his feathered wedgie,
the angry beast gave up on luck
and ran home to the castle,
while Robin tried in vain to pluck
the arrow from his ar...tery

Well you just made me feel bad m8...I nearly split my sides laughing.
That's so funny it should be illegal..
Brilliant as usual. Cheers for that one m8.
I'm still chuckling now..

[fred913]

Now I hope this is not a rehearsal for your intended celebrations with your dearest Amber buddy, promise, no archery at the wedding feast lol. Seriously, these ballads are the only thing worth reading on here at the moment, please don't let them fade into oblivion, keep them for your children to read, they'll be very proud of their father.

[tattmando]

BRAVO BRAVO as always great stuff P

[shezzabell]

wonderful yet again phatt....thank god for you hun xxx

[phattP]

Thanks all
If anyone wants to be in a poem, I could try and write one for them.
Just let me know, but I can't promise because some names are tricky to fit in a rhyme.
It's all in fun so don't worry. If I do manage, I will PM it to you first, for approval to post it.