fav nursery rhymes

[thegame42]

whats you fav nursery rhyme.. remember keep em clean guys

Mary had a little lamb
his fleece was white and whispey
then it caught foot in mouth disease
now its black and crispy

[69kindagal]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a big bemin smile
and his trousers round his knees

[del_boy]

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
i've often her lamb
but never seen her bare

[del_boy]

little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
her knickers all tattered and torn
it was'nt the spider
who sat down beside her
but little boy blue with his horn.

[colling_wood]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

[colling_wood]

Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend.

[colling_wood]

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb @#*@!"

[del_boy]

lol coll.like the joint 1.

[Ace_Queen]

mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantel piece
to see if they would !!!!!

fall off .....................