to give 100%

[del_boy]

From a strictly mathimatical viewpoint it goes like this.
what makes 100%. What does it mean to give 100%, ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%.
we have all been to those meetings where someone wants you
to give over 100%. how about achieving 103%.
what makes 100% in life.?.
here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
IF:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ IS REPRESENTED AS:

1 2 3 4 3 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

and look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19=19+8+9+20=118%.

so one can conclude with mathical certainty
that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close
and ATTITUDE will get you there
its the BULLS**T and ASS KISSING that will put over the top!!!.

[Tb1rd]

lmao nice one mate

[Shrooms]

lol nice one,very true indeed lol.

[ilovekerry]

lmfao class m8 haha

[crinkle62]

I knew i was full of b---s--t for a reason!!!! lmao Good1. x

[pofet]

lol i always give 103% good1

[funkyskunky]

lol im showing that to my proffesors at college
nice one m8
truely awesome

[ForestKing]

Lolz that's some Abbott and Costello stuff right there, nice post.

[colling_wood]

that is old as my mother and granny

[dragon13]

Cheers for refreshing my memory on that 1 Del as it always runs through my mind when people at interviews say they give 100% and gives me an inner smile, so will ask now whether they will give 118% LOL