I'm psychic and your mind is hungry!

[godblessiraq]

**IN RESPONSE TO A COUPLE OF OTHER THREADS...

**ALSO..IN CASE YOU DID NOT ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM NUTS...READ ON

**YOU ARE ALL POKER PLAYERS AND SHOULD READ INTO THIS A WEE BIT DEEPER THAN MOST 2 LEGGED AND SOME 4 LEGGED CREATURES....

Anybody can tell you what song they THEMSELVES are listening to at this very moment, that is easy. But I my friend, I can tell YOU what song....AT THIS VERY MOMENT.....that YOU are ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT.......not JUST thinking about......IT IS ACTUALLY PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!! And that song is.......You ready?????

the song you are thinking about, that you are playing in your in your head IS.....(drumroll please)(dtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdt ).....................
..............."I touch myself" by "The Divinals"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets pause for a moment so you can process your thoughts...(pause).....MMMMMMM-HHHHMMMMMMM.........You know I'm right.....told ya I was a musical psychic....You were probably even singing the words in your head......HA!!!! SEE!!!! You're still singing along........man.....I'm good....
now...read on below....see if the person who posted below me is a musical psychic........if nobody has posted below me....it is your turn to prove that you are also a musical psychic.....wait read the rest of this thread 1st.....important stuff....

HAHAHA!!! You looked like a deer in the headlights when you realized what's really going on here...you do GET IT don't you???
Do you see the BIG picture in all of this????

DO YOU GET IT?????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING???? DO YOU REEEAAAALLLLLYYYY GET IT??? DO YOU REEEAAALLLYYY KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING???

(THIS NEXT PART MIGHT BE A BIT CONFUSING....BUT READ THROUGH.)

*IF YOU GET IT, YOU REEEAAALLYY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING...
*IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, REEEAAALYYLLY, YOU DON'T GET IT...
*IF YOU REEEAAALLLYYY KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YES, I KNOW YOU CAN READ THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU STILL DON'T GET IT!!! ON TOP OF NOT GETTING IT, YOU'RE ALSO EITHER HEARING THINGS (WHICH IS OK 'CAUSE WE ALL HEAR VOICES) OR YOU WORK FOR THE C.I.A., THE N.S.A., OR THE F.B.I.(WHICH IS OK TOO, I GUESS, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF AND ARE OK WITH THE FACT THAT "MAN" THE WHO RUNS ALL 3 AGENCIES ANSWERS TO A "GUY" WHO ONLY LISTENS ONLY WITH HIS LEFT EAR. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A SHORT WHILE)
*IF YOU REEEAAALLLYYY GET IT, YOU ARE LAUGHING YOUR BOOTY OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE.....UMMMMM.....WELL.....YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU GET IT AND KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, (WHICH IS WHY YOU REEEAAALLLYYY GET IT IN THE 1ST PLACE), YOU REEEAAALLLYYY STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING EITHER, UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU WORK FOR THE C.I.A., THE N.S.A., OR THE F.B.I., OR YOU'RE JUST HEARING THINGS...DO NOT WORRY...WE ALL HEAR VOICES!!
*STILL THINK YOU SEE THE B I G PICTURE....READ ON MY HUMAN-DEER
NOW THAT YOU ARE A CONFUSED, BLIND, CREATURE THAT HEARS VOICES, ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A MACK TRUCK..ARE THERE ANY DOUBTS IN BETWEEN YOUR EARS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THE EAR YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN WITH, TO THOSE LITTLE VOICES YOU HAVE HEARD YOUR WHOLE LIFE, WAS THE CORRECT ONE??? YOU HEAR WITH BOTH EARS.....BUT IT IS YOUR "BORN ON PLANET EARTH RIGHT" TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE YOU LISTEN WITH AND ACT UPON..DID YOU LISTEN WITH/TO THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT?? DID YOU DO THE LEFT THING??? YOU DO KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT....YOU REEEAAALLLYYY DO...IS YOUR PURPOSE ON EARTH TO BE HIT BY A TRUCK, DIE, AND EVENTUALLY FUEL A MACK TRUCK???
SO THE QUESTION IS.....THE BIG PICTURE.....WHAT IS IT??

LET YOUR MIND CHEW ON ALL THAT FOR A BIT MY DEER FRIEND...

IT CAN HAVE THIS FOR DESSERT....

IF FOREST GUMP HAD TO EXPLAIN LIFE TO YOU AT A POKER TABLE THE DAY AFTER HE HUNG OUT WITH TIMOTHY LEARY AND BOB DYLAN AT A GRATEFUL DEAD CONCERT, IT WOULD SOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS::::::.....

"LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES (THAT HAS CHOCOLATES WITH NUTS ON THE RIGHT SIDE AND CHOCOLATES WITHOUT NUTS ON THE LEFT SIDE), SITTING IN A BOX, PLAYING POKER...WHEN IT IS YOUR TURN TO GO ALL IN, AS WE ALL WILL SOME DAY..AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THE DEALER WILL REWARD THE ONES WITH THE NUTZ....NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR STACK WHEN YOU WENT ALL IN, NO MATTER HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS AT THE TABLE THINK YOU GOT THE NUTZ UNDERNEATH THAT CHOCOLATE SHELL OF YOURS, WHEN THE DEERDEALER BITES INTO YOU AND SAYS "SHOW ME YOUR CARDS FOLKS", YOU LOSE IT ALL AND GET DISCARDED, SPIT OUT......IF YOU ARE NOT NUTS."

FOLKS....IT IS OK TO ACT NUTS AS LONG AS YOU ARE NUS.......I KNOW I'M NUTS.......AND I KNOW I'M NUTS TOO!!!!!

****DISCLAIMER TO THE FBI, CIA, AND NSA*******
"THE DOLPHIN IS OVER THE CLIFF.....BUT THE SAND BOX IS EMPTY"

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THAT IS SUPER TOP SECRET SPECIAL AGENT ONLY CODE-WORD FOR THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT:

"I CUT THE TAGS OFF OF MY MATTRESSES.....BEFORE I PAY FOR THEM!!!"

[jockney]

How is life on your planet?

[bakdoorbetty]

GBI youre mad!! I luvs it!!!!

[corkonianlynda]

Originally Posted by jockney

How is life on your planet?

Seems like grass is not only good for tennis Jockney.....

[jockney]

Originally Posted by corkonianlynda

Seems like grass is not only good for tennis Jockney.....

Indeed LOL

[knicker]

Beep beep beam me up scotty.......lol

[jim1961]

The really weird thing I was actually thinking about a song

Just as he said.

Pity it wasnt that one.....

lol

[AtDawg]

Miami...who ever gave you that LSD, they should have given me some too.
I can't believe you didnt share!

[AMITHEDADDY]

Seriously how much acid did you take?

[TIDDLYW1NK]

DUNNO WHO'S DAFTER, YOU FOR WRITING IT OR ME FOR READIN' IT

[THEBUDDHA66]

erm does anyone remember maller this could be a relative

stl my friends

[jockney]

Originally Posted by THEBUDDHA

erm does anyone remember maller this could be a relative

stl my friends

or Michael Vitelli ?

[crinkle62]

WOW man...... some serious trip going on here..

[THEBUDDHA66]

Originally Posted by jockney

or Michael Vitelli ?

haha yes i will have to agree with you or i would be wrong no ifs or buts just wrong

stl my friend

[ilovekerry]

Originally Posted by THEBUDDHA

erm does anyone remember maller this could be a relative

stl my friends

lmfao m8 i would agree if maller didnt atleast sound funny with his stupidness

Originally Posted by jockney

or Michael Vitelli ?

cant be MV he never made paragraphs lol it wouldve all been one big paragraph

[Tb1rd]

lol i loved it made me chuckle beyond the usual lol - which basically means i smiled.

Well done my friend

Damned if i know what im congratulating you for but well done all the same

[MRCOOL1]

Please share your hallucinogens

[corkonianlynda]

Iam after reading it again but this time after a couple of glasses of wallys hut........Makes more sense now...MMMMMM Think ill have 4/5 more glasses and try again...........

[MRCOOL1]

Originally Posted by corkonianlynda

Iam after reading it again but this time after a couple of glasses of wallys hut........Makes more sense now...MMMMMM Think ill have 4/5 more glasses and try again...........

think you may have to drop a few magic mushrooms in there to really understand.... good luck!

[OP66fozzy]

I'm assuming you are American with all the references to CIA NSA and FBI, so it's no wonder it doesn't make sense to a simple Brit like me, lol.