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#1
08-29-2010
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 Kill the Ant/Save the Ant Game....:) Saw this game in another forum..was a right laugh,so lets give it ago...  Example Post 1.Poor lil ant is dropped by heliopter,into sea to drown....  Reply to post...but luckily was next to beach,was washed up and a fifeguard..revived with cpr....  You get the idea? explain how he survived then post next life threatening dillema Il start with an easy one..... Ant,after a late night on the drink..finds himself in the bottom of a toaster...a hungry guy has just entered the room too and switches toaster on.. 
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#2
08-29-2010
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| Unfortuneately, hungry guy had wet hands so when he switched the toaster on he electrocuted himself and blew all the fuses in the house. Ant is driving a F1 racing car at 150 m.p.h. but crashes it.
__________________ AUDACES FORTUNA JUVAT (Fortune favours the brave) Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity Seneca the younger 4BC - AD65 |
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#3
08-29-2010
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| Ant switches off his xbox..hes had enough  Poor Ant..out for a quiet walk...a sharp eyed eagle swoops down and nabs him in his beak.....
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#4
08-29-2010
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| Fortunately for little old ant when the eagle drops him for his eaglet's dinner his aim is slightly off and the ant can crawl in amongst the twigs of the nest for cover. Ant decides to go for a round of golf. |
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#5
08-29-2010
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| But lucky for Ant, Rad was the one with a club in her hand, swings and misses the ball completely! Ant skitters away... Ant was on the back of my Goldwing when I was headed out the highway... and p.s. no one DARE tell Rad about this thread, ok?  :  : |
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#6
08-29-2010
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| Lucky for little ant, right before a group of Harleys ran him off the road, the wind caught him and he flew off and landed on the ape hangers on one of the choppers.... Poor little ant was scuba diving, when along came a shark....
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#7
08-29-2010
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| but the shark gets harpooned just before he snatches the ant for a small meal.... Back to golf... just as Tiger Woods is readying to hit his shot, poor little ant crawls under the foot of his latest mistress watching in the gallery... |
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#8
08-29-2010
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| Fortunately for lucky little ant, the mistress is too busy counting her pay off to see him and turns away quickly to complain she hasn't been paid enough. Ant walks into a bunker for a nice rest |
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#9
08-29-2010
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| but luckily for ant she is so skinny and had huge false boobs that she got blown upwards on an air current so ant moved swiftly past. ant was minding his own business keeping warm by a bonfire when a red hot ember fell away onto him
__________________ MORS CERTA, HORA INCERTA LACUS NON LEO |
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#10
08-29-2010
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| Luckily, it made him spill his beer and cooled off the ember just in time. little ant was camping out in the woods, when a hungry aardvark came along...
__________________ A monkey with a computer is still a monkey. |
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#11
08-30-2010
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| Fortunately for little ant the Aardvark had been eating the cookies Darcy's daughter made and terrible indigestion meant he could not even eat another ant. Ant crawls under some leaf mould to consider his next move. |
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#12
08-30-2010
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| guy comes out to do his garden with a leaf blower blows said leaf away.. ant unfortunately gets blown along with it and ends up in a D cup on next doors washing line.. |
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#13
08-30-2010
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| Little Ant had never experienced a swing before but when the wind picked up he got tipped out of the bra and tumbled down to earth. Ant was now teetering on the edge of the kids paddling pool. |
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#14
08-31-2010
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| Ant fell into pool but was a mild day and had no water in...so climbed out the other side..and continued along... Dumb lil Ant..goes into favourite place..the kitchen, looking for crumbs again...investigates inside microwave oven and door slams shut...60 secs on high cook...
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#15
08-31-2010
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| well thats ok because wobbo comes along thinking the microwave is beer fridge and opens it little ant escapes..next little ant finds trouble he stumbles into the toilet and falls down into theloo
__________________  MAN WITH HANDS IN POCKETS ALWAYS ON THE BALL.
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#16
08-31-2010
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| Fortunately, a woman was last to use it, and it was stuffed heavy with tissue... ant manages a heroic escape... Ant sunning on the window sill ---- falls asleep!!! Little does he know, Fred's old maid was running the high pressure vac...... |
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#18
08-31-2010
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| well inside was a dead butterfly the ant rips of it wings and glids to the ground.....next the little ant meets bigger ant
__________________ MAN WITH HANDS IN POCKETS ALWAYS ON THE BALL.
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#19
08-31-2010
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| Wasnt a problem the bigger ant was actually his dear old aunt ant  They exchanged pleasentries for a while....But then..well he got hungry..and the daft fella started munchin on a poison mushroom
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#20
08-31-2010
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| But as everyone knows, Little Ants are immune to mushroom poisoning so he eats his fill and lets out a great big belch from his rear end. Little old Ant crawls in amongst a pile of logs for the fire. |
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