Kill the Ant/Save the Ant Game....:)

[HopeImLucky]

Luckily, its the middle of Summer, noone is going near those logs for a while.

Little ant sleeps off his dinner then goes wandering further into the log pile where he meets a very large, fierce and hungry spider....

[fred913]

Lucky for the little ANT the spider never went to specsavers, his out of date glasses made it hard for him to see such a little ant. He only saw a speck of dust and flicked it out of his home.

The Ant cartwheeled back out into the sunshine to land under the front wheel of a parked car.

[sweetkitty]

luckily for the ant, it was a pick-up car with huge, brand new tires, the tread was good enough to leave a gap for the little ant. When the car was started, little ant spinned around and was finally skid out, right onto a big labrador dog´s back, which felt the tickling immediately....

[Ace_Queen]

and as the dog was about to scratch the itch, he heard his owner calling him, dinner bonny, dinner..so off he ran into the house, as he arrived at his bowl, the little ant fell off him but unfortunetly he fell into the dogs water bowl........

[HopeImLucky]

Luckily for the ant, the silly owner was so busy watching her soaps, she had forgotten to give the poor dog any water.

Off our hero crawled again when suddenly he was ambushed by a column of fireants who kidnapped him and sent a ransom note to his penniless dear old aunt demanding £1,000,000 from her...

[TheTexan]

Desperate to save her favorite nephew, the Aunt Ant went and purchased a Lucky Lotto ticket with a dollar she found in a clogged drain and who knew, she won 500,000,000 pounds. She paid the ransom to release her nephew and immediately enrolled him in a self protection class where....

Unfortunately he was paired with an Ant Eater in the hip toss competition...

[ultimodragon]

Good news the ant eater,was a geriatric and couldnt hip toss a pancake...was a shawshank redemption moment as they became firm friends for life.....

Saying goodbye to his new friend the ant wandered away to new adventurs...only to have a very short man(kev?) pop up from the bushes and blow a dart in his neck coated with poison...

[fred913]

As everyone knows Ants give off Formic Acid so the Little Ant spit on the dart and counteracted the deadly poison, he pulled out the dart with his feelers and tired out with exhaustion flopped down for a well earned kip.

The poor little Ant never saw the chain saw coming.

[frankinstein]

but the derange woods man saw the ant.as he was about to bring down the saw on the poor ant, severing his head from his body,the police arrived,
and arrested the woodsman for throwing his nabour of the roof for steeling a chicken,and our hero the ant wondered off.

but he wondered straight into the path of a kid with a magnifying
glass....

[fred913]

When the little Ant finally went to specsavers he found a special offer, free sunglasses as part of the deal, the bright light from the magnifying glass bounced off the sunglasses blinding the little kid long enough for the ant to make his escape.

He crawled inside a discarded apple core to eat his supper....

I love that Frankie, very ' up with the latest news' lol.

[Ace_Queen]

As he was about to eat, a little boy walked passed, saw the apple core n kicked it high into the sky, as it travelled through the air the little ant closed his eyes n hung on for dear life....as it came to rest the little ant opened his eyes and saw he was inside a venus fly trap on someones windowsill ........

[frankinstein]

luckily for are ant the venous fly trap hates apples,and spit it out,makeing the apple roll down into the street,with the ant still holden on for dear life.it rolled out where street constuction was goin on,and a steamroller was bareing down on our hero fast,it looked like cutains for him when..........

[fred913]

A passing road sweeper throwing out water to kill the dust flushed the apple core down a roadside drain. The little ant dropped out of the apple core landing on a floating leaf......

[ASBO]

the leaf carried him swirling rapidly into the drain where a large rat was sitting eyeing him hungrily..ant handed the rat a 50 dollar note and while the rat was checking its authenticity,he scurried between rats legs and up out of the drain...
only to find that an alien spaceship had landed and the occupants were a race of savages who believed in an almighty being that wished them to rid the universe of all small 6 legged creatures. They tied up our hero and took him aboard the ship to await execution by firing squad...

[fred913]

Luckily for Little ant Flash Gordon saw the abduction and came to the rescue snatching Little ant from in front of the firing squad and whisked him away to safety.
As Flash had some serious business with Ming the Merciless he dropped little ant to safety by parachute.....

[ASBO]

....which failed to open..
Luckily our hero landed on a very large pile of putrefying fruit which broke his fall.
UNluckily.. the fruit was producing methane gas and at that very moment a farmer was just about to light a cigarette while sitting next to it......

[Arezzo]

...when the ant safely crawled up the farmers leg...

...into his boxers when suddenly the farmer dropped his cigarette and began to scratch ....

[fred913]

Little ant managed to evade the scratching fingers and make it on to the back of the farmers hand. When the farmer finally got his hand out from round his orchestras the ant took his chance and leaped down to the ground.

Little ant found another problem, he landed by the back legs of Bessie the farmers favourite cow who was about to unload a couple of hours worth of well digested silo......

[Ace_Queen]

Suddenly a low flying helecopter went past and startled the cow who moved direction thus saving the ant from a heap of cow dung...the little ant wandered away....arriving at the road side he was about to cross when a hikers foot came bearing down on him.......

[fred913]

Fortunately for the little ant the boot came down partly on a discarded coke can. The sole of the boot just bridged enough of a gap to save the ant.

He dashed as fast as his six short hairy legs could carry him along the side of the road until he came across a fat green caterpillar.....