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12-18-2011
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| The Ant is flung with such vigour he creates his very own skidmark as he comes to an abrupt stop, the ant then walks the length of the pants nodding with approval at the skidmark he has created,his nodding then turns to amazement as the ant notices the yellow and brown skidmarks his predecessor has left. The ant carries on with his journey eventually climbing on to a twig.The twig is then hoisted into the air, the ant is now being lowered in to the mouth of TV'S Resident bushcraft expert May Rears.....
__________________ Dyslexics Are Teople Poo Last edited by Rubix; 12-18-2011 at 11:14 AM.. Reason: bu    |
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#62
12-19-2011
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| ......but his halitosis breath is so bad it makes the poor little ant pass out. So he loses his grip, falls off the twig escaping yet another tricky situation. He is just about to land on the ground when suddenly a huge pterodactyl swoops down and grabs the irritating bushcraft expert by the neck, and little ant lands on the pterodactyls back. When the ant comes to he finds he is way up high in the sky as the pterodactyl carries he lunch back towards his nest high up in the mountains......
__________________ Is it dark in here or is it just me? I can't see a thing! |
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#63
01-12-2012
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| The pterodactyl is suddenly blinded by sand being blown from a cliff face. He crashes head first into a huge boulder, and the ant is thrown high in to the air and lands safely on the tail of an alien space ship, which is just about to leave earth's atmosphere...
__________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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#64
01-12-2012
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| he unfortunately slips off the alien space ship and plunges down through the atmosphere he safely lands on the 15.45 747 leaving from Heathrow to New York.............. Last edited by symbolon; 01-12-2012 at 05:54 AM.. |
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#65
01-12-2012
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| ......but then gets sucked into the jet engine. He's being drawn slowly closer to the whirling fan, which is capable of turning him into many thousand pieces, when..
__________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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#67
01-12-2012
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| ....and lands in a bowl of minestrone soup, which is being eaten outside a Parisian cafe, by a large French dude with a handlebar moustache. The dude dips his spoon into his soup, and scoops the ant up with it. He opens his mouth to pop the spoon in when....
__________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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#68
01-12-2012
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| low and behold he sneezes arrrrachoooooo and our friendly ant is once more thrown into turmoil ( small place just outside Paris ) tumbling and turning spinning ever faster until he sees a black hole forming and then......... Last edited by symbolon; 01-12-2012 at 09:20 AM.. |
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#69
01-12-2012
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| ....out of the black hole, appears a friendly superbeing, known throughout the human world as Captain Codpiece, who has just finished saving a distant solar system from invasion by a swarm of rabid caterpillars. He catches the ant and is about to carry him to safety in his secret hideout on Pluto, when his arch enemy 'Windbreaker' suddenly materialises and fires an anti-matter ray gun straight towards the ant...
__________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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#70
01-12-2012
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| as it is anti matter ant knows that the opposite is matter so he throws himself at the anti matter to find that it doesn't really matter at all however he finds that he has metamorphasised into a frog and is hopping mad about it he needs to quickly change his shape to avoid the Plutonians who eat frogs for breakfast, he turns around three times quickly and shouts " I wanna be an ant again" then strangely........ |
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#71
01-12-2012
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| a mod from OP66 appears and gives the frog a kiss, which instantly transforms him back into an ant... much to the dismay of the frog - loving mod. The mod decides to let the ant go and places him gently on a nettle leaf. Unfortunately, beneath the same leaf lived a huge and hungry spider, who also happens to have a bad hangover and doesn't like being disturbed. The spider sees the ant and snares it a silk cocoon. He is about to have the ant for breakfast when.....
__________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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#72
01-12-2012
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| When he realises that he has failed to take the kids to school and mrs spider will not be happy he decides to leave the ant until supper time.........however he hasn't done a good job of parcelling the ant back up and the ant manages to squeeeeze its way out of the cocoon once the spider has left, he jumps down onto the forest floor only to land in the biggest puddle soaking wet and dripping from tentacle to tail he turns and sees,,,,,,,,, |
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