Ladies .... 60 Things Not to Say...

[KingPete]

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

[colling_wood]

what about doe's my butt look big in this

[Ace_Queen]

OMG Hilarious ...............LMAO...............53 got to be me fav lol.................hahaha

[njr14matrix]

wow dude you think of soo much i like 53 also

[njr14matrix]

omg so f647789 funny

[CherryCheese]

lol very funny

[CherryCheese]

and what about asking ur hubby if ur fat lol

[CherryCheese]

then him saying no when u know u cant fit into any of ur old cloths lol

[sa11y69]

LMFAO, classic...as always pete xxx

[StarryStar]

I love it ...

[ilovekerry]

lol pete always brill m8

[crinkle62]

lmao...... very funny pete! Bless you boys.!!

[funkyskunky]

lol awesome pmsl

great find pete
u always make this whole forum laugh

[TIDDLYW1NK]

I'd Laugh Pete But I've Heard 'em All And It Hurts

[A9X]

al so true,hahahaahhahha best post i seen in a long time.

[69kindagal]

lol i've said a handful of them worst thing i said when in well ya know i said to him he sounded like he was about to die! lol that went down like a lead ballon lol completely ruined the moment

[gary70]

*hangs head in shame* you know me so well,said you'd never tell*sobs*

[69kindagal]

oh god never thought you would read this wow ummmmm sorry