More devastating news.........

[jimmysymtex]

Friends,if this past 24 hours has not been bad enough,Iam afraid its with a heavy heart that I have too bring you some more devastating news..You who know me will recall on this day Six months ago I met and fell in love with a Bumble bee who just buzzzzed into my life while I tended my Geranium,s.I have been all over the world and loved many women of all races and creads,but for the first time I really felt true love and knew my life was complete with my sweet Bumble.We became inseparable and I would visit all the local gardens with her pollinating the flowers and apple orchards and then making beautiful,sweet honey and enjoying cosy nights in together watching Coronation street and sipping nectar drinks..This morning while out in the meadows,we were attacked by a gang of violent Jack Russles dogs and in the ensuing fracas,and in defending herself against the terrible onslaught my beloved Bumble instinctly stung One of the attackers and immediately went into convulsions and collapsed and died in front of me.I lefted up her lifeless body and ran as quick as I could to the nearest vetinary hospital,but despite the best efforts of the vets and staff on duty they could not revive her.I would like to take this time of unimaginable saddness to thank Bumble for all the great times we shared and for coming into my life.Thanks also to the vets who tried in vain to save Bumble,s life...A funeral service will take place tomorrow morning at 11am for anyone who would like too attend and a slide show of her life will be shown after the service at my home where food and drinks will also be served..Thanking you at this very sad time for all....

[sa11y69]

oh dear...u finally cracked?....

[beerad]

I thought it was about a person??? i was like aww

[patience08]

errrr ummmmm errrrrr hmmmm, speechless

[uvghjp]

rewscay ouyay a O

[Ace_Queen]

I thought it was til after 1st 3 lines lol............yea hope ur better soon lol..........

[knicker]

Lol phoned ,the nutty ward, looking for you as i speak...........pitbull,s back on, so we might be soon.........lol....lets hope befor the men in the white coats arrive...

[beerad]

I didnt see the I fell in love with A Bubble Bee

I just saw I fell in love with Bubmle Bee tought it was a nickname

[iamaoneeyedjack]

So Sorry about your loss. I hope the powers that "bee", get the poker games back up and running soon. Maybe you can win some, to get you over the hard mourning period. :;

[CaptainSandy]

I'm waiting for the punch-line.....

[jimmysymtex]

I would like to thank everyone for their support at this time of mourning.To everyone who phoned me and sent PM,s.To BlackLava and his team who sent a most beautiful wreath made up of all the flowers that Bumble loved,and promised to name a tourny after Bumble.To the Vienna boys choir who have agreed to sing at such short notice at the service tomorrow morning.I would especially like to thank the Jack Russle dogs club for their lovely letter.I know not all Jack Russles are bad and its only the tiny minority that gives you a bad name.I cant forget all the other Bumble Bees who done a kind of fly past across my window earlier today.I know you too feel the pain that I do...Finally too Sally,who offered too call off the OP66 party later this month as a mark of respect to Bumble.Sally thank you for your offer,but Bumble would not want you to do that.She lived her life too the full and now so must you my friend...Thank you all,Merci..Danke..Gracias..Bedankt..Grazie....

[knicker]

I like you jimmy ,your a very funny guy.........lol keep them coming hun xx

Originally Posted by jimmysymtex

I would like to thank everyone for their support at this time of mourning.To everyone who phoned me and sent PM,s.To BlackLava and his team who sent a most beautiful wreath made up of all the flowers that Bumble loved,and promised to name a tourny after Bumble.To the Vienna boys choir who have agreed to sing at such short notice at the service tomorrow morning.I would especially like to thank the Jack Russle dogs club for their lovely letter.I know not all Jack Russles are bad and its only the tiny minority that gives you a bad name.I cant forget all the other Bumble Bees who done a kind of fly past across my window earlier today.I know you too feel the pain that I do...Finally too Sally,who offered too call off the OP66 party later this month as a mark of respect to Bumble.Sally thank you for your offer,but Bumble would not want you to do that.She lived her life too the full and now so must you my friend...Thank you all,Merci..Danke..Gracias..Bedankt..Grazie....

[beerad]

Originally Posted by jimmysymtex

I would like to thank everyone for their support at this time of mourning.To everyone who phoned me and sent PM,s.To BlackLava and his team who sent a most beautiful wreath made up of all the flowers that Bumble loved,and promised to name a tourny after Bumble.To the Vienna boys choir who have agreed to sing at such short notice at the service tomorrow morning.I would especially like to thank the Jack Russle dogs club for their lovely letter.I know not all Jack Russles are bad and its only the tiny minority that gives you a bad name.I cant forget all the other Bumble Bees who done a kind of fly past across my window earlier today.I know you too feel the pain that I do...Finally too Sally,who offered too call off the OP66 party later this month as a mark of respect to Bumble.Sally thank you for your offer,but Bumble would not want you to do that.She lived her life too the full and now so must you my friend...Thank you all,Merci..Danke..Gracias..Bedankt..Grazie....

oh dear... not again 999 pls

[kikatinalongkid]

all i can say is buzz buzz

[Grovewilks]

I would go back to the vet and check on cause of death as Bumble Bees dont die after stinging and can stink many times as unlike Honey Bees their stings dont have a barb therefore dont get stuck in the victim.

Are you sure you werent dating a honey bee without realising - how far did you get with it?

I suppose it could be similar to getting of with a bit of a babe at a nightclub - taking her home - start removing the clothes only to find out its a chick with a dick

[jimmysymtex]

She wouldnt lie to me Grovewilks.She told me she was a bumble bee although come to think of it,she loved making honey sooo much...Think ill exhume the body tomorrow and do some research...If she has been lying too me its down the toilet with her......

[SatiricalZ]

Oh stop it, now your winging it....

[loveschips]

Sorry for your loss. Hope she went to the great pie in the sky and has lots of flowers around her.

[beerad]

starting to worry me now .

[jimmysymtex]

Grovewilks was right,my Bumble was indeed a honey bee.Should have guessed it with all the pots of honey she used too make.Guess ill never know why she lied too me,but who amoung us has not told a few porkies when trying to impress the opposite sex.I told her I was Benny out of Abba,but I dont think that made sense too her anyway....