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08-20-2008
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 New Virus Alerts... New Virus Alerts... Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have solutions as yet! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.
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08-20-2008
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| Very funny KingPete, have not heard those before!  |
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08-20-2008
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08-20-2008
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| This was great, thanks for the laughs... |
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08-21-2008
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| hehe, very amusing
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#6
08-21-2008
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| nice 1 pete very funny m8 |
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08-21-2008
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| another good thread m8 keep it up |
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#8
08-22-2008
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| lmao another good 1 from KingPete ....  |
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