Nightmare in Norwich, ( scream )

[fred913]

Here's a short exert from my latest book entitled. ' Nightmare in Norwich.'
Imagine the scene, the players, a very amiable and easy going visitor from Holland, let's call him Bert, that may be a fictitious name, I'll leave you to judge.
Bert's flight home is cancelled meaning a delay of at least one day. But Bert only took seven days worth of medication, oops, now he's away from home for at least eight, trauma, mass hysteria in the Pearce household, panic in the streets. We must save this poor man from possible collapse or even worse.!!
His very, very, close friend, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Sax, in a desperate attempt to ensure the well being of his vulnerable guest, set about to cure the two problems, a new flight time, and a replacement for the missing medication.
After four hours of telephone and internet searching by Sax, while Bert slept on the settee by the way, no solution could be found. He couldn't find the name of the missing pills, and no one answered the phone at KLM, damn.
Our tale now moves to the local doctors surgery the following morning. Picture this, Sax leads a confused Bert into the doctors surgery, the following is the conversation.
" Hello Doctor, I wondered if you could help my friend from Holland," Sax went on to explain the problem
" We must check out this medication before I dare prescribe it, safety is imperative."
" Of course," said Sax.
" What did she say," asked a puzzled Bert.
" She said you're a pervert."
" A what."
" Don't worry it's a type of poker player."
The two were then told to wait outside until called again, she wanted to check her list of dangerous drugs with foreign sounding names. The tension built, the worry about poor Bert's well being grew.
" Can Bert Koning go to room nine please."
They plodded back to receive the news. The two returned in two minutes, Sax shaking his head with rolling eyes, to repeat the doctors words.
" Mm, err, I've been in touch with Holland, and, 'em, I don't think you should worry Mr Koning, the pills are SOLUBLE ASPIRINS.
Once Sax and Fred picked themselves up from the floor the three wandered off for a well earned drink, two cans of beer and two Disprins, problem solved.

[cuddycat]

You have to include a chapter on Sax's Skype search.

[daddyspoon]

whos this fred guy sax went home with? went with bert left with fred

[sandokan23]

Well done Fred,brilliant. i am impressed.

You left a lot of details out, thank god lol

[fred913]

Originally Posted by daddyspoon

whos this fred guy sax went home with? went with bert left with fred

All three of us were there DS, I was an observer, didn't go into see the doc though lol, couldn't get near enough to them they were welded together gazing into each others eyes ha, ha, ha.

[daddyspoon]

ah a menage a trois

[saxtonblade]

hi fred, that was brilliant , but u missed out some vital info a person lets say called bert was sat in the doctors surgery between you and i( and at moments wen not on the fone ,which i might add wasnt too often)tried to play i-spy with my little japs eye something beginning with A arse u said nope aspirin i said nope then i quit as bert promised a special treat for the winner and u shouted spiffing so i left u too it

[fred913]

Originally Posted by saxtonblade

hi fred, that was brilliant , but u missed out some vital info a person lets say called bert was sat in the doctors surgery between you and i( and at moments wen not on the fone ,which i might add wasnt too often)tried to play i-spy with my little japs eye something beginning with A arse u said nope aspirin i said nope then i quit as bert promised a special treat for the winner and u shouted spiffing so i left u too it

Wouldn't want to tell all Sax, I'm not that cruel. I only told a tenth, the rest is far too raunchy for a public forum. You don't really want to be embarrassed, do you? I mean people on here wouldn't want to hear about the sail on the broads when Bert suddenly whirled round from watching the Swans and asked, in a fearful voice.
" My God what was that." You answered.
" Don't worry it was just the roll of the boat."
His reply was. " It felt more like a roll of Lino."
You wouldn't want that to be made public would you, oops, think someone's eavesdropping, he he he.

[reaper1569]

glad berts ok ..... as u see i am a man ov many words..

[sandokan23]

Originally Posted by reaper1569

glad berts ok ..... as u see i am a man ov many words..

Lol Reaps very wise m8..