Nutty as a fruitcake

[TIDDLYW1NK]

OK FOLKS, LET'S HEAR IT..............

WHAT IS THE DAFTEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?

I DRINK WAY TOO MUCH SO I COULD REEL OFF HUNDREDS OF STUPID THINGS BUT I'LL START WITH THIS...........

WALKING NAY STAGGERING HOME AFTER A WEE DRAM I REALISED IT WAS TIPPING DOWN WITH RAIN AND THE LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT OF THE NATIONAL EXPRESS COACH WAS CONVENIENTLY LEFT OPEN. PERFECT I THOUGHT, LOVELY AND DRY.I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED BY A RATHER SURPRISED COACH DRIVER WHO PROMPTLY TOLD ME I WAS A F**KWIT. HE WAS RIGHT OF COURSE, I WAS IN PLYMOUTH WHICH IS A LONG WAY FROM MY HOME IN LEEDS. I HAD THE PRINCELY SUM OF TWO QUID IN THE OLD SKY ROCKET AND IT TOOK ME JUST OVER TWO DAYS TO THUMB IT BACK TO GODS OWN COUNTRY, WHAT A RETARD

[beerad]

check if a small pond was safe enough for me to walk on.. and fell in. I was like 8 tho

[TIDDLYW1NK]

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WALK ON WATER?

[beerad]

OH I MISSED it had turned to ice.......... my bad

[Tb1rd]

Lmao well done, i dont think i can top that. but ill try without disgusting too many people...

Well on the drinking theme of things; I once took a ... numero deux ... in front of a midget (and im not being a bigot she was actually a midget) and her dog started barking at me and i was no where near done... the look on her face was priceless .. i mean she must have been going on 80 or something, well in any case i had to finish the job, it hurts otherwise, and she just stood there and watched with a complete look of what i can only describe as horror upon her face

wow

[Tb1rd]

Originally Posted by Beerad

OH I MISSED it had turned to ice.......... my bad

i did that recently lmao my mate told me it would be fine ... it bloody wasnt!

[beerad]

and i also thought it would be fun sliding on the ice last week.. untill i slipped and ran as far as i could cos i thought sum1 saw me

[TIDDLYW1NK]

DUMPING TO AN AUDIENCE OF A DOG AND A MIDGET, THAT'S THE STUFF, I LOVE IT

[T_B_H]

to many daft things to mention....

but the daftest i ever did here on OP66 was ban myself by mistake

[Tb1rd]

Originally Posted by TheBountyHunter

to many daft things to mention....

but the daftest i ever did here on OP66 was ban myself by mistake

lmao how did you manage that

[perm1981]

i burnt my mum and dads kitchen down when i was 18 pi**ed up lol

[TIDDLYW1NK]

Originally Posted by perm1981

i burnt my mum and dads kitchen down when i was 18 pi**ed up lol

GOOD EFFORT MY FRIEND

[T_B_H]

Originally Posted by Tb1rd

lmao how did you manage that

hmmmmmmmmm well sort of did my IP address instead of a spammers

[Tb1rd]

I do like this thread, i feel inclined to throw some more dirt about myself out there...

um....

AHH

The end of school p*** up. Well i was ill any how but i wasnt going to miss this for the world. So i went out, and like a fool, drunk too much for any man my age even when hes not ill i got so drunk i had to stay at my mates house. All is well i pass out on his sofa bed ... oh but all is not well. not 3 hours after passing out i wake up firsty as only hell knows what and need to go to the looooo.. so i go to his bathroom and take a quick wee... I then pass out once more and start convulsing on the floor with my wang out. Who finds me you ask? none other than his mother ! well she didnt make a big thing of it, she helped me up and i proceeded downstairs to get the drink i wanted ... again down stairs i pass out AGAIN my head hits everything on the way down and his mum again comes bolting down the stairs to see whats happened... i come too and notice my boxer had rather adequately rolled up and im all on display again. She helps me up one more time and sits me down in the living room and asks if id like a bucket ... i say no ... then throw up black stuff on her cream carpet

[BGCatch22]

Had an "discussion" with girlfriend and took off for weekend, conscience got hte better of me so decided to pay her a visit on the way home> through the winday at 3AM, fell into bed with mum and dad> they had swapped bedroom over weekend due to road noise outside > S#&t it was .. there fault should have locked the window.. dont know whos around at that time of the morning!!!

[mazaska]

Shot a hole in the roof of my brothers motor home showing gun safety to everyone. At least the muzzle was pointed up!

[TIDDLYW1NK]

I'M SHOCKED AT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DONE OWT DAFT, OR AREN'T PREPARED TO SHARE, OH WELL I'LL JUST KEEP DOIN' EM FOR THE REST OF YA

[TIDDLYW1NK]

Originally Posted by mazaska

Shot a hole in the roof of my brothers motor home showing gun safety to everyone. At least the muzzle was pointed up!

NICE ONE, THAT'S PRETTY SILLY

[perm1981]

i also fell off the back of a blke drunk and broke my tooth and jaw very painfull

[telboy]

about 10 months ago i logged in to a poker site op66 and i cant log off