~*~OP66 Daily Newspaper~*~

[StarryStar]

LMAO ... I'm so jealous ..
Sounds like you had great fun ...
I hate being on the other side of the world
Great article Betty ... ty for sharing xoxoxo

[RockDivaD]

Oopps thought it was cancelled

[sa11y69]

Originally Posted by RockDivaD

Oopps thought it was cancelled

no hunny it wasnt...i reckon we should make this a monthly thing anyway..if betty can cope with having kebabs all over her house the morning after...so make sure you're here next time

[Ausangel]

[knicker]

Lol ausangel,it would be nice to hear news on him,he,s not been on for a log while, shame really jo x

[Ausangel]

Still missing

[stepoff]

I was thinking of him the other day aus,, funny, i havent seen his name on the top list in quite a while?? I am wondering if he still plays here?

[LfcFan]

Where the piggin heck is he?
Come back Danzi,all is forgiven lol

[roo27]

spoke to cherry about this the other day aparently danzi has fond some kind of online war game that is now taking up his time so lets just hope he die's in this new game soon and comes home as piggy is mist

[bakdoorbetty]

danzi??? is that you?

[LfcFan]

[caposilvio]

firstly both photos are funny.

second, and i hope this isnt as dumb as it prob sounds, but how do you post a story in the newspaper format??
I like the thread but that parts been confusing me (not that it takes a lot)

cheers in advance for anyone who bothers to answer my daft question.

[Ausangel]

Originally Posted by caposilvio

firstly both photos are funny.

second, and i hope this isnt as dumb as it prob sounds, but how do you post a story in the newspaper format??
I like the thread but that parts been confusing me (not that it takes a lot)

cheers in advance for anyone who bothers to answer my daft question.

Details on first page of this thread Caps

The Newspaper Clipping Image Generator - Create your own fun newspaper - fodey.com - Create images and animations

[caposilvio]

Thanks Aus, i had read the thread before, just me being me i never paid attention to
the details at the verystart.

much appreciated!!!

[Grovewilks]

[crinkle62]

pmsl...... im definately gonna avoid this nutter !!!!!....... or is he one of ours in the dungeon/cupboard???????

[stevo_58]

OK OK I'll come clean jeeeeez.

I didn't think anyone outside this town would find out, let alone people the other side of the world. Look, things are a bit tight just now what with the economy etc and I figured I might be able to earn a bit of cash on the side if you know what I mean. Got a wife, 9 kids and a dingo to feed, so I had to try something.

Well not surprisingly I guess, I haven't had any customers..........well apart from that tourist wearing the Liverpoll FC shirt, but their weirdo's anyway. Not only did he argue about price the bugger stole my satsuma too.

But there is an upside, simply by just walking around dressed this way I seem to make lot's of people very very happy. I have no idea why that is but just about everyone I meet seems to laugh out loud. I never realised until now how personally rewarding spreading joy amongst your fellow man could be, even if you don't understand why it happens.

The constant happy laughing faces I meet are such an obvious sign of encouragement, I think it would be selfish and wrong of me not to try and spread joy a bit further afield. Next weekend I'm going up to Perth to see how people there react, and while I'm there I might be able to pick up a new frock or two cos they have a lot more 2nd hand shops there.

If I get the same positive reaction then I'll know it's my destiny. I think the satisfaction of knowing peoples lives have been enriched, simply by catching a glimps of me in a nice flowery blouse and short skirt, would be enough encouragement to spur me on further. I will travel wide and far bringing joy to the common man.

And who know's, I might even get as far as England.

[Grovewilks]

Nice one mate, nice to see it was all true and not a nasty rumour

[Grovewilks]

Originally Posted by crinkle62

pmsl...... im definately gonna avoid this nutter !!!!!....... or is he one of ours in the dungeon/cupboard???????

Hey Crink he could be one of the Sisterhood by now as i believe that there is room in the cupboard since Tb1rds departure and his general move back to sanity.

If he is in the sisterhood cupboard i wish you all the luck in the world dealing and taming this monster. I have had run ins with him on a personal basis that i would rather not go into in a public forum but the mental and physical scars are proving difficult to remove.

Keep him away from anything that may incite his angry desires especially Barbie Dolls, uniforms, odd shaped fruit and veg, triangles, small sausages, rara skirts, Kangaroos and Cell Block H.

If you have any issues i suggest Pepper Spray and and then when his eyes clear hold up a Crucifix and sing Brittany Spears tunes to him

[stevo_58]

Hey Crink's, don't believe a word of what Grove say's, he's just jealous because I'm a size 10 and he's a 14!

By the way I'm not in the cudboard but I am in the house. You girls just don't know where, but I have been watching you all....................mmmuuuuuwwwwaaaaaaaa

And just one tip if you do find me, bring on the pepper spray and crucifix, I'll take my chances with those but please please please don't play any Brittany Spears, that's just cruel.