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Old 04-17-2010
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Talking -OP66 members Limerick game-

quite simple, even more so for the poets out there, come up with a limerick for any member of your choice. it can be based on where they live, how they play, what they look like...or anything at all, fact or fiction

i'll start, using pam as an example (soz hun )

"There was a young lass named pam
who sure did know how to spam
she posted away
100 a day
'cept now she's hooked on jam"

kwak

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young?????????????????????? pmsl

soz pam, luvs ya really!!!
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i don't fancy being served with hoi cin sauce just yet crinks u wanna give this a go hun? make a limerick about that certain sum1, reach down and be poetic and make sum1 smile today

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i'll have another go:

the god you all know as the buddha
he really is like no other
for when he spoke
the booming bloke
made sounds that made all shudder

come on pplz, limericks are fun

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There was a man called keith
Who had very big feet
He live in the U.K.
Its so far away
But we still talk everyday
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There is a girl called clare
She just looks like a bear
So cute and cuddly
Thats why we call her clarebear
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There is a girl called JJ
Who goes tossing hay hay
The horses all go neigh neigh
Thats why we call her jj
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There was a girl called Kay
Who lives for every day
She found a home at 66
And now all she does is play
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Nice i like limericks and just thought i'd post a reminder of what a limerick is

A limerick is a light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.

Keep em coming
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there once was a lovely young ducky
who thought himself awfully lucky
all-in with his 'two's'
to a chorus of boos
hits quads on the riv'r, how plucky!!
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Stevo is his name
Boy does he play a mean game
Flush,full house or st8
Theres no stopping our good mate
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5th line 2 last limmerick
And we love him all the same
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we have a lovely lady called betty
with hopes of one day bieng showered with confetti
think i will join the queue
why not im outside the zoo
and will probably now get a face full of speghetti
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i've a pal who goes by the name tel
we all love him and think that he's swell
tho' every now and again
he can be a right pain
using up the last bit of hair gel
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i know a fella they call mrcool
at DIY he does tend to rule
he has me a'flutter
all stammer and stutter
when he shows me his fine power-tool
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Irish be my mate Del,
Tho to see him you just couldnt tell,
He's funny and kind,
A friend for life,
And wife Cathy's ok aswell!!!!

love you guys. xxxx
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tommyf's av, mickey mouse is quite cute
dont let him fool ya tho coz he's a brute
he'll nick all ya chips
with a straight, flush or trips
laughing "soz u" but he don't give a hoot
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There's a boy that plays cards called Tel
he does extraordinarily well
when the cards do flop
his eyes just drop
and the pot just falls to Del!!boom boom


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cheers for the tip betts!

A member considered crazy is jaycinn
for in his mind thoughts are racing
obsessed with spy-planes
he might be insane
either that or his boots need lacing

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Diva with the sparkle
She doesnt giggle or carkle
She lights up your day
And shows you the way
Diva with the sparkle
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