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| quite simple, even more so for the poets out there, come up with a limerick for any member of your choice. it can be based on where they live, how they play, what they look like...or anything at all, fact or fiction ![]() i'll start, using pam as an example (soz hun )"There was a young lass named pam who sure did know how to spam she posted away 100 a day 'cept now she's hooked on jam" ![]() kwak Last edited by Pocket_Ducks; 11-02-2010 at 04:54 PM.. |
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| young?????????????????????? pmsl soz pam, luvs ya really!!!
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| i don't fancy being served with hoi cin sauce just yet crinks u wanna give this a go hun? make a limerick about that certain sum1, reach down and be poetic and make sum1 smile today ![]() kwak |
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| i'll have another go: the god you all know as the buddha he really is like no other for when he spoke the booming bloke made sounds that made all shudder come on pplz, limericks are fun ![]() kwak |
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| There was a man called keith Who had very big feet He live in the U.K. Its so far away But we still talk everyday
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| There is a girl called clare She just looks like a bear So cute and cuddly Thats why we call her clarebear
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| There is a girl called JJ Who goes tossing hay hay The horses all go neigh neigh Thats why we call her jj
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| There was a girl called Kay Who lives for every day She found a home at 66 And now all she does is play |
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| Nice i like limericks and just thought i'd post a reminder of what a limerick is ![]() A limerick is a light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba. Keep em coming ![]()
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| there once was a lovely young ducky who thought himself awfully lucky all-in with his 'two's' to a chorus of boos hits quads on the riv'r, how plucky!!
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| Stevo is his name Boy does he play a mean game Flush,full house or st8 Theres no stopping our good mate |
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| 5th line 2 last limmerick And we love him all the same |
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| we have a lovely lady called betty with hopes of one day bieng showered with confetti think i will join the queue why not im outside the zoo and will probably now get a face full of speghetti
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| i've a pal who goes by the name tel we all love him and think that he's swell tho' every now and again he can be a right pain using up the last bit of hair gel ![]()
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| i know a fella they call mrcool at DIY he does tend to rule he has me a'flutter all stammer and stutter when he shows me his fine power-tool ![]()
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| Irish be my mate Del, Tho to see him you just couldnt tell, He's funny and kind, A friend for life, And wife Cathy's ok aswell!!!! love you guys. xxxx
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| tommyf's av, mickey mouse is quite cute dont let him fool ya tho coz he's a brute he'll nick all ya chips with a straight, flush or trips laughing "soz u" but he don't give a hoot ![]()
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| There's a boy that plays cards called Tel he does extraordinarily well when the cards do flop his eyes just drop and the pot just falls to Del!!boom boom xxsymxx |
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| cheers for the tip betts! ![]() A member considered crazy is jaycinn for in his mind thoughts are racing obsessed with spy-planes he might be insane either that or his boots need lacing ![]() kwak |
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| Diva with the sparkle She doesnt giggle or carkle She lights up your day And shows you the way Diva with the sparkle |
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