Perfect Couple

[ladyhawk65]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?





The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...



So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

[ForestKing]

Remember when I saw this the first time, I think its better as multiple slide thing, or however you get the email.

[HK+DA]

LMAO!!! This is hilarious!!!

[StCathy]

LMAO...Very good story, and very true lol

[BigA1]

There is a fallacy to this story. Why didn’t the woman change the man into a perfect person. Doesn’t every woman try to change her man into what she wants him to be, not what she fell in love with? LOL

[ilovekerry]

brilliant but there aint no thing as santa?????? man u just spoiled ma christmas

[notthemessaiah]

if you want to see santa's willy, scroll down















































act your bloody age, there is no santa.
and what do you wanna see his willy for anyway, pervert.

[notthemessaiah]

Originally Posted by BigA

There is a fallacy to this story. Why didn’t the woman change the man into a perfect person. Doesn’t every woman try to change her man into what she wants him to be, not what she fell in love with? LOL

yes but then she realises that's not what she actually wants, then she ditches him.

[ilovekerry]

Originally Posted by notthemessaiah

if you want to see santa's willy, scroll down















































act your bloody age, there is no santa.
and what do you wanna see his willy for anyway, pervert.

ROFLMFAO m8 thts class lol well dun

ps i dnt actually believe in santa

[Duffman]

notthemessiah pmsl
gr8 story aswell
cant please women whatever you do

[x_kerry_R_x]

awww shaun u do believe in him...who else got u a puppy and aftershaveee