Politics Explained

[MRBUNDYBEAR]

Politics explained..........


A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'What is Politics and why is that Gordon Brown on the television again?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy so he goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep ****.

[firecutting]

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[annalina]

lmao well done again hun you always manage to crack me up

[pam66]

well funny lmao hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[ForestKing]

See had I known this I might have gotten better than a C on my political science class. Nice one as usual.

[FunkyG]

All i can say to is HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhehehehehehe heh

Nice one Bundy, keep 'em coming....heheheheh

[colling_wood]

a old 1 but very good

[Earp10]

that was good (politically correct version of the one i heard)

great one though lol

[colling_wood]

A truck driver was on the road for 4 weeks, when one day he came upon a massage parlour. He stopped his rig and went inside, gave the madam $1000dollars and said , I want the ugliest looking woman here and a hamburger with the lot and chips. She said for a $1000 you could have the best two looking women here and a five course meal. He said im not horny im homesick.

[ilovekerry]

ROFLMFAOPMSL

NICE ONE KEEP EM UP