Reasons to be cheerful

[phattP]

The best definition I ever heard of the difference between 'tragedy' and 'comedy' -
Tragedy is when you fall down a manhole...comedy is when someone else falls down a manhole.

Always look on the bright side of life,

No matter what the situation things could always be worse...~~~~~


Saddam Hussein is not my next door neighbour.

Bathroom fittings can't talk....( thank goodness )

Not ALL of my socks have holes.

Laurel and Hardy didn't die young.

Bacon butties don't often contain cockroach droppings.

My central heating at least works SOME of the time.

A pint of beer doesn't yet cost a weeks wages.

Trousers are expensive, but think of the cost if we had 6 legs.

The air is polluted, but it's still free.



Life just gets better and better as I start to count my blessings !



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How long can we make this list?

[phattP]

stinging nettles don't grow on settees.

Brussels sprouts are seasonal.

Women don't have hairy chests

Eating boiled cabbage is not compulsory

[phattP]

Just played my first Hetmans tourney for a while and DIDN'T get the wooden spoon.

Someone invented an alternative to sandals.

Not ALL cheap coffee tastes like it's been peed in by a rat.

[phattP]

I don't live in Antarctica.

There's an 'off' button on the TV

'The Birdie Song' is not our national anthem

[phattP]

Flat tyres only usually happen one at a time

Toilet paper isn't made of sand

On cold foggy days, you can't see the high rise apartment blocks

Mosquitos aren't the size of elephants

[sandokan23]

I like these Phatt

[phattP]

Originally Posted by sandokan23

I like these Phatt

Toenails don't grow 3 inches a day

Cow's milk isn't green

[phattP]

Not everyone has the 'go compare' advert as their mobile ring tone.

Tights for men went out of fashion

[phattP]

My local pub hasn't closed down yet.

Trains still have toilets.

Bacon comes pre - sliced.

I don't have a cold.

There's still a million to one chance I might win something on the lottery.

My house didn't get burgled while I was down at the shops.

I'm off to the pub.

No work tomorrow morning.

[telboy]

Ian Dury - Reasons To Be Cheerful Part 3 (with lyrics) - YouTube

[ASBO]

great song from the hero of Harrow

[phattP]

Yep...Ian Dury...another great reason to be cheerful.

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Not all restaurants are owned by a certain clown.

Libraries are free to join.

Christmas only comes once a year.

[theguvnor]

we dont have to use sandpaper as loo roll
my nose is in the centre of my face
my cat can take himself out for a dump

[pappy747]

the face in the mirror is your friend not enemy

[daddyspoon]

i only lost one mobile phone last year, was so close too. xmas eve eve

[phattP]

My dad got more than just a kiss.

Orange marmalade.

6 other people have reasons to be cheerful.

Fox hunting is banned.

I've never trodden on Mike Tyson's corns.