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pappy747 · #**421** 01-24-2012

loo roll that doesn't tear at the perforations, most infuriating

theguvnor · #**422** 01-24-2012

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loo roll that doesn't tear at the perforations, most infuriating

Its your trotters mate not the perforations,a pig that wipes his own bum,now thats something to think about (not)

pappy747 · #**423** 01-24-2012

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Its your trotters mate not the perforations,a pig that wipes his own bum,now thats something to think about (not)

hey I'm house trained (well nearly)

& anyways, who said it was my bum that I'm wiping

daddyspoon · #**424** 01-25-2012

incompetent football officials

theguvnor · #**425** 01-26-2012

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incompetent football officials

Did City lose last night ? dont think any are incompetent,but inconsistent yes.Its all well and good us criticising them but we have the benefit of slow-mo replays and time to look at things over and over again, they have to make a decision in a split second, and will occasionally get it wrong, thats the game, thats why we love it so much,it creates contraversy and talking points amongst mates (or not mates if the support a rival team !!)

phattP · #**426** 01-26-2012

Cheap saucepans with loose handles that fall off just as I...I mean someone..picks them up full of baked beans.

Oh..and kitchen tiles that get slippery when they get baked beans dropped on them.

And while we're at it, floor cloths that don't wipe up baked beans easily.

theguvnor · #**427** 01-26-2012

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Originally Posted by phattP

Cheap saucepans with loose handles that fall off just as I...I mean someone..picks them up full of baked beans.

Oh..and kitchen tiles that get slippery when they get baked beans dropped on them.

And while we're at it, floor cloths that don't wipe up baked beans easily.

dont buy cheap saucepans Phatt,you get what you pay for with cheap kitchen gear, you need to steal some Anthony Worral Thompson ones

.You should have stirred in some iron filings to your beans then all you would of needed was a magnet

Anyway what happened to the bamboo shutes ?, they are far easier to pick up off the floor and you dont need a cloth !!!!

phattP · #**428** 01-26-2012

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Originally Posted by theguvnor

dont buy cheap saucepans Phatt,you get what you pay for with cheap kitchen gear, you need to steal some Anthony Worral Thompson ones

.You should have stirred in some iron filings to your beans then all you would of needed was a magnet

Anyway what happened to the bamboo shutes ?, they are far easier to pick up off the floor and you dont need a cloth !!!!

I take it that's a 'NO' then...
How about baked beans? Gone off em anyway now...
( how did you know about the bamboo? )

PS. Anthony doodah Watsit's a hairdresser.

telboy · #**429** 01-26-2012

can you please put all brands of cigarettes in there m8,then just maybe i can kick the habit

theguvnor · #**430** 01-26-2012

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can you please put all brands of cigarettes in there m8,then just maybe i can kick the habit

Cant do that Tel, im a smoker as you know, its my one vice, and as much as i should, i dont want to give up, and if i put them in for you,that would be none for me

i wouldn't have a problem putting alcohol in thought

stevo_58 · #**431** 01-26-2012

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cant put slugs in DS, they are part of the eco system, who else would eat your plants

.anyway they serve as a great reminder, as to why women have legs

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have you ever stood on one with no socks on? slugs not women

brilliant response

My postman. How hard can it be to put the mail IN the mailbox?

Not sure if I asked you to put him in before Guv? But if I did then his replacement needs to join him in there.

theguvnor · #**432** 01-26-2012

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brilliant response

My postman. How hard can it be to put the mail IN the mailbox?

Not sure if I asked you to put him in before Guv? But if I did then his replacement needs to join him in there.

its not hard is it Stevo, its just like a game of snap match the address on the envelope to the house and put in box, how hard is that !!! Never been a great lover of postmen (or women) they generally on deliver bills and final demands

so i will put yours in as he cant do the two things he has to do !!

25k on its way sir

daddyspoon · #**433** 01-26-2012

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Originally Posted by theguvnor

Did City lose last night ? dont think any are incompetent,but inconsistent yes.Its all well and good us criticising them but we have the benefit of slow-mo replays and time to look at things over and over again, they have to make a decision in a split second, and will occasionally get it wrong, thats the game, thats why we love it so much,it creates contraversy and talking points amongst mates (or not mates if the support a rival team !!)

occasionally? i can think of 3 games off the top of my head where the ref has had a impact on the result through not doing his job properly. thats just this month. how long would the average joe last in his job if he made so many mistakes every week?

technically we drew. im not blind we didnt play well and liverpool deserved it. draw wasnt good enough and that "pen" was a deciding factor in the result.

theguvnor · #**434** 01-26-2012

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Originally Posted by daddyspoon

occasionally? i can think of 3 games off the top of my head where the ref has had a impact on the result through not doing his job properly. thats just this month. how long would the average joe last in his job if he made so many mistakes every week?

technically we drew. im not blind we didnt play well and liverpool deserved it. draw wasnt good enough and that "pen" was a deciding factor in the result.

probably not long if your an average joe,but you'd get a bonus if you were a banker !!!