Room 101, win 25.000 fc's

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by akatiger

put my missus in guv......please, il pay

pmsl tiger, mines going in too (if only), if she did she would only moan that its untidy

[THEBUDDHA66]

that bloody iritating bimbo jordan i cant stand anything about her
i cant even understand why she is classed as a celebrity

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by THEBUDDHA66

that bloody iritating bimbo jordan i cant stand anything about her
i cant even understand why she is classed as a celebrity

i have to agree with you here buddha, she's a local lass and before all the plastic surgery etc was a very pretty girl, then out came this "alter ego", what a load of pony.25k on its way sir

[pappy747]

receiving charity bags through the letterbox

now I'm all for a bit of charity, i already contribute to 2 local charities every week but these bags are really gettin on my bacon now
sometimes we can have 3 in a week, how much spare clothing & bric-a-brac do they think we have

so do me a favour guv & shove 'em in plz

[ASBO]

Simon Cowell...

so he can make it worse for everyone else in there...

[tattmando]

fossil fuels and any1 making rediculous profits off them. and all the ppl sending folks to die for said fossil fuels.they belong also

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by pappy747

receiving charity bags through the letterbox

now I'm all for a bit of charity, i already contribute to 2 local charities every week but these bags are really gettin on my bacon now
sometimes we can have 3 in a week, how much spare clothing & bric-a-brac do they think we have

so do me a favour guv & shove 'em in plz

your in luck pappy, my wife and i were talking about these last week,i have the same problem as you at least 3 a week every week,but even worse,we fill them with clothes and the buggas then don't collect it and it sits on my doorstep till i decide to take them to the clothes bank !! 25k on its way sir

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by ASBO

Simon Cowell...

so he can make it worse for everyone else in there...

don't think i can put in Simon Cowell,he may be a plonker,but hes the brains behind x-factor,britains got talent and a few other reality programmes,and if there were none of these my wife would be on my case all the time,instead of sitting quietly in front of the goggle box

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by tattmando

fossil fuels and any1 making rediculous profits off them. and all the ppl sending folks to die for said fossil fuels.they belong also

you want to banish a lot of things there,i get the greed thing but we need fuel to run the world, it may not be ideal,but the worlds wheels need to turn,if there was a greener alternative i would agree, but i cant put fossil fuels in at the moment

[saladdodger]

Furniture flat packs,always bits missing,or fall apart within a month.

Only good thing is the instructions,need a screwdriver an a hammer,which must be for poking your eyes out,an smashing it too bits after an hour or so.

[theguvnor]

Yet again, i have to agree dodge, the quality is poor generally,but i tend to have more problems trying to decifer the instructions as my chinese and turkish translation skills leave a bit to be desired
25k on its way sir

[jayccin]

All old people in front of you at a yield sign

[theguvnor]

There's still plenty of space left in room 101,i feel a lot better now we have banished the following items so far

the current tournament manager
sepp blatter
the go compare adverts
fabio capello
jordan
charity bags posted through your letterbox
flat pack furniture

im sure theres a lot more you can add !!!

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by jayccin

All old people in front of you at a yield sign

i cant stick old people in Jay, we all get old one day(i guess your already there !!! )our countries wouldn't be what they are today without the input from the older generation when they were younger !!!

[StCathy]

All the pervs who abuse kids, lock them up, amd throw away the key.

[fred913]

The Indians who answer the phone when you badly need some wital information and answer, I am werry sorry Mister but can you press the star key.

[stevo_58]

Originally Posted by jayccin

c'mon guv i need those credits

LOL luv it

[stevo_58]

Anyone who bought the song 'Grandad' sung by Clive Dunn

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by StCathy

All the pervs who abuse kids, lock them up, amd throw away the key.

I get where your coming from Cathy,but this is not that sort of thread, its about material things or individuals,that may of goofed big style, or are generally a nause,not law breakers as that is a seperate matter

[theguvnor]

Originally Posted by fred913

The Indians who answer the phone when you badly need some wital information and answer, I am werry sorry Mister but can you press the star key.

you've hit the nail on the head Fred,foreign call centres,should not be allowed along with automated answering systems grrr,they drive me
25k on its way sir