Sorry Ladies (honest)

[BIGSMUDGE]

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!

[unclepony11]

lmoa nice one smudge about time some1 was sticking up for the guys lol

[street66]

lol very funny bigsmudge 5th is best

[unclepony11]

Originally Posted by dansterr

lol very funny bigsmudge 5th is best

think the one about the dog is hilarious as well

[bakdoorbetty]

Ha Ha Ha Ha sooooooo funny Smudge hunny XXXXX

[telboy]

nice one liked them all spec the last one

[Ace_Queen]

All hilarious smudge LMAO ...........................

[FunkyG]

nice one smudge... heheheh

[funkyskunky]

lol too funny
man nowthere is something ive missed
and thts ur hilarious posts lol

[sa11y69]

oooooohhh smudge.....you're soooo badddd......

[street66]

Originally Posted by sally69

oooooohhh smudge.....you're soooo badddd......

its true sally

[annalina]

lol brilliant love them all

[BIGSMUDGE]

Originally Posted by sally69

oooooohhh smudge.....you're soooo badddd......

NOW THEN Sal, I`ve been told I`m very GOOD!! (honest)

[ForestKing]

Originally Posted by BIGSMUDGE

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

[DeeDuhDee66]

Lmfao the Dog one one should be a worldiwide joke

[ILOVEPOT]

got one more for ya

how do you turn your dishwaher into a snowblower

Throw her a shovel

[cuddycat]

You just know Ill get my own back!!

In the meantime nice one! Even the cats laughing

[StarryStar]

ROFLMAO ... ok it was funny ...
You are lucky us girls can see the funny side of things ...

[perm1981]

lovessssssss it

[KingPete]

Very nice Smudge ... seen it of course ... but funny none the less ....