text messages,,,

[thorno]

i'm sure most of you like me get cought out by texts from friends, so i'v started this thread to rite down any funny texts you get off friends, so ppl like me can get my friends with them befor they get me,,

this is one i got from my dad,,

"hi son i know you will have been asked by alot of ppl but is there any chance i can borrow your face for halloween?"

[12fleeceu]

i got this off a friend of mine,

"hi mate, your friendship meens alot to me, if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, i'd realy f******* miss you".

[thorno]

fantastic new!!!! the man u team has been moved to league 2 after mach fixing,,, carlsburg don't send text messages but if they did they would be the best texts in the world.

[knightrider1]

Got this tx on my phone.......
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

[thorno]

got this one a long time ago

"HElLo thiS IS YouR Phone, i hAd To GeT Out your POckeT AS youR BallS STinK. pS I Think yOUr d*** IS Dead,"

[jamie_u]

pmsl liking them

[ilovekerry]

a wierd one i got sent

i just made u open ur phone for nuhin..its gr8 having ur a$$ in check, who's my b***h? ur my b***h now close it!