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Old 02-03-2011
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Talking Texting for Seniors...
As a public service, I provide the following to those "seniors" among us, to help them in the "texting" (or SMS'ing) process!

The next time you see Arezzo (bless her!) type OMSG at the tables, at lease you will understand!



Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Later

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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lmfao jim thats sum funny $hit
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lMAO, very funny jim,
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its not true i had nothing on ...i had the radio on (marilyn monroe)

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not the only one del lol

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Hilarious!!!... you BRAT...ok people this ones for jimmy...(bless him!)

......NTAF....

......Never Trust A Fart....hehehe
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and one for u girlies.. nfttl

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LTTO...can i include that my friends from stl will know what it means..can anyone guess?
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lot to take on ....lol ulti you aint that bad xxxx
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lot to take on ....lol ulti you aint that bad xxxx
Close my hat babe xx
Its Letting The Toad Out....
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Hilarious!!!... you BRAT...ok people this ones for jimmy...(bless him!)

......NTAF....

......Never Trust A Fart....hehehe

Gotta love Arezzo!

My only question for her (on this)...

And you know this how? From experience?
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Old 02-05-2011
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lol...actually I do...the old farts are the worse!!!...I wouldn't trust em' as far as I could throw em....hehehe
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