And Then The Fight Started

[BIGSMUDGE]

And then the fight started !!!!!



After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.


I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.


You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!


He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...



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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.
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[ilovekerry]

Originally Posted by BIGSMUDGE

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.


You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!


He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...



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not sure y but i find this the funniest out the lot lmfao class m8 n1

[69kindagal]

lmfao mint hahahahahahahhaa pmsl

[funkyskunky]

lol toooooooooooooo funny

great laugh the smudge
i like the drunken ex-girlfreind one the best lol

[rad6]

three gents saved their money for a year for a golf trip to Scotland. Finally the long anticipated day arrived.They reached St Andrew's, checked in and were finally standing on the 1st tee. their long time dream had finally come true. John was first to tee off and as he swung his club, he keeled over dead from a massive heart attack. "oh my god, what did you do?" his friend asked as he listen to his story. " well it wasn't easy, he replied. "Every hole, hit the ball, drag John!"

[pam66]

very funny big lmao

[THEBUDDHA66]

nice ones smudge lmao