Too Phunny..

[MRBUNDYBEAR]

A plane is On its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy
Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down


The Flight attendant Watches her do this and asks to see her
Ticket.


She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy
Seat.

The Blonde replies,
'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant Goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that

There is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in
Economy and Won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes
Back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid

For economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she
Will have to return
To her original seat.

The Blonde replies,
'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated the
Co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no Use and that he probably
Should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
The Blonde who won't listen to reason.

'You say she's Blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak
Blonde!'

The pilot goes back
To the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,


'Oh I'm sorry - I Had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in
Economy.

The flight attendant And co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her
Move without any fuss.

The pilot replied,
'I Told her First Class isn't Going to Melbourne'.

[82airborn]

lmfao, that's classic, nice one MBB, keep em' comin'

[69kindagal]

lmfao hard nice one xxx

[Ace_Queen]

Yea nice one Bundy .....................LMAO..............

[annalina]

lmao brilliant xx

[ilovekerry]

lmfao missed jokes like these keep em up

[pam66]

pmsl that was brill

[colling_wood]

The Mime And The Lion

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.

Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

[colling_wood]

Dad's Occupation

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.”

Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”

All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.

The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?”

Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”

“He turned blue and craped on the living room carpet.”

[jayccin]

this is real funny stuff