very funny blonde joke

[69kindagal]

Blonde Selling Her Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

[ilovekerry]

id read tht if the colour wasnt so hard to read lol

[69kindagal]

This is the message that apparently a Secondary School staff in the Midlands voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.


This is the actual answering machine message for the school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and Parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.


The school and teachers are now being threatened with legal action by some parents who want their children’s failing marks changed to passing marks - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the term and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their various key stages.


The Message Was :


’Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right member of staff,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:


To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your Newsletter and several letters posted to you - Press 5

If you want us to bring up your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transport - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0



LASTLY:


If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a really wonderful day!


If you want this in other languages, you must be in the wrong country. This is England, learn the language

[ilovekerry]

lmfao i love them both n y for changin the colour

[THEBUDDHA66]

nice ones my empress

[Ace_Queen]

Didnt see other colour Shaun, ..............loved both Missy ....lmao...........

[FatChance]

hahahahahahahahahahaha...yeah good one missy........laffin my EFFIN ass off there!!!!!!!

[colling_wood]

gee my son's school is like that bunch of moron's

[KingPete]

lol ..... nice miisykez .... thank you