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10-20-2008
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 Why Why Why Why Why Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are wearing out? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manag e to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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10-20-2008
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| Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Lmao king, fantastic post. The one above I tend to do a lot ha ha. So why can't the vacums pick up everything? lol |
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10-20-2008
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 i use to ask my hubby why about everything and he hate's it so he started saying why not and i hate that so we comprimised lol we dont say either anymore lol
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10-21-2008
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| BRILLIANT!!! Cheered my morning up
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#6
10-21-2008
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| lolool nice one pete im on a mission to find a father in-law joke now lol xxxx |
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10-21-2008
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| defenately WHY NOT, because we can |
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#9
10-21-2008
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| well i9m stuffed cant find a father in-law joke anywhere been lookin for ages lol |
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10-21-2008
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| Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? GUILTY!! LOL. Why is it when you drop a slice of toast it ALWAYS lands buttered side to the floor? |
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10-21-2008
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| lol made me chuckle
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10-21-2008
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| cheered me up after a bad run thanks m8 |
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10-22-2008
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 WHY ??? |
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