Let Me Telllll Yeeeee A Story

[elretardo19]

well my names elretardo19 aka the biggest loser ever to play the game!!! not long ago i was on over 2o million whoopppppyyyyyyy look at me ma im a real boy n NOW .................NOW ............im on 5 million thats right 5 yesssssss FIVE million ooooooooooo great im considring turning pro. thanks to theydontknow being a gready swine taking all my chips lol im never playing again (except when im bored in a bout an hour n i log back in haha) ok thats my story hope u enjoyed it bla bla bla ohhhhhhhh yeah one more thing next time i play in a mini tourney n i dont come top 3 n get knocked out say 6th n anyone says "gg" il shoot them as its not a good game iv been knocked out winning NOTHING mwahahahahahahahhaha

[theydontknow]

It cracked me up m8!!! RESPECT

[BigA1]

You showed that you can win 20 million which is a wonderful accomplishment. Remember what kind of play got you there and what kind of play got you down to 5 million.
PS: I think that 5 million is great also.

[burnzwhenip]

nice 20 million, i wish i could get that, but bad loss