Bet you dont know the answers

[MichaelVitelli]

how many hours per day does the sun shine????? ill bet that you said sonmething stupid like 12 hours didnt you????? come on be honest. well my friends if you said anything other thann 24 HOURS, then you were wrong hahaha. thats right the sun never stops shining. it shines 24/7. just because it is dark on your side of the planet the sun is still shining.

ok this is a good one. you are in a race and you just passed the person in 2nd place , what place are you in??? ok dont look. make your guess, il bet that most of you guessed the wrong answer. you said that you are in 1st place didnt you?????? come on dont lie. you said first i know you did, lol. well i am sorry to be the one to break it to you but if you just passed the person in 2nd place then you have moved into 2nd place and you are now in 2ND place hahahahahaa.

this one is grerat and i know that most likely NONE will get this correct. you are standing directly on the north pole. which way is SOUTH. well which way is south??????????. think about it!!!!!. if you are standing directly on the north pole every single direction that you look except UP is south. hmm some of you are still thinking about it arent you hahahahaha.


ok name a word that can be found in the dictionary that no matter if you spell it forward or backward it still is the same word. b4 you scroll down to see the word think about it ok??????????? ( pretend that you are hearing the jeopardy song before you scroll down. ) da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da d a da da da, dum du dum dum dum dum DUM bom bom























the word is racecar



how do blind people know when they are done wiping their butt after takin a crap. lol lol


you are in a boat and you dont have any way to make fire to lite up a smoke, how do you lite up a smoke???? you toss 1 cigarette over board and the boat will be a cigarette lighter. hahahahahahahahahahahaha



ok i have been in this thread way too long. did i say thanks for the free forum??????????

[Partner]

Rofl I really like this tread, it made my day!!
Thanks alot MichaelVitelli!!

[MichaelVitelli]

if only 1 single person read it and smiled then it was well worth the time that it took me to post it. you are welcome partner.

[miataguy]

Hey Mike,
The one about the cigarette lighter was pretty funny....

And you were right, my dog didn't know the answers to ANY of those.

[stef69666]

Fantastic thread - really made me smile and got the old brain working - I have to say tho i got the first and second right.

[MichaelVitelli]

hey dont feel bad when i first got them in an email from a friend i got them all wrong ahahahahha

[roofer]

i dont get the 1 about the boat am i stupid or did any 1 else not get it???

[MichaelVitelli]

you throw 1 cigarette out of the boat and the BOAT will be a CIGARETTE lighter you know a lighter . definition of lighter. a device that extrudes a flame when activated. does this help???????????

[godsgift]

lol u got ne harder 1s? n dont post da answers till we ad a guess.

[pompeyliam]

Lol I've seen the second one before but the rest were really good esp. the cigarette one that was clever

[pro3tlb]

Cool Thread. However I must say that you have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands. Still loved it though.

[ismoke41]

I had just finished a 14 hour shift, had a sore back, was tired and hungry. Made a coffee, read you thread. Called the wife over and had a good chuckle cheers. loved the one about the lighter.

[dobbedit]

yeah i'm thinkin mike has too much time on his hands, funny that cause he usually has something in them, lol u know what i mean mike lol

[Virtus11]

Originally Posted by MichaelVitelli

hey dont feel bad when i first got them in an email from a friend i got them all wrong ahahahahha

i got it all wrong mike...lol....
it's ok though cos you put a smile on everybody.
more...more....

[Blofeld]

For your forward/backward word spelling thing:

NOON
RACECAR
DEED
LEVEL
PIP
ROTOR
CIVIC
POP
MADAM
BOB
EYE
NUN
RADAR
TOOT
TIT
PUP

Probably loads more, but that's all I got..........

[sin08]

thts has made my day lol cant stop smilin great thread wd

[miataguy]

"PUP"

Best word ever....foreward or backward