How (not) to play Poker

[foodz]

Now I am NOT a good player. And the last thing I should do is try to tell anyone else how to play, but I had to write this down. This is a lesson to Bingo Players, and I hope players who come up against bingo players.

I looked back at the summary below, and thought it quite funny, and that is the real reason for posting, not boasting, or telling anyone how to play...

The other player went all-in pre-flop, on almost all but the last 3 hands, those he let me see the flop before again going all-in. The only hands I played were JJ, 92 into a Q92 flop and a 4-of-5-flush at the end.

Dealer: Refreshing table information..
Dealer: foodz has joined the table
Dealer: XXXXX has joined the table
Dealer: Game will start in a few seconds.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 395 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 3,595 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 400 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 395 from main pot.
Dealer: foodz wins 12,765 from main pot with two pairs, queens and jacks [ A], Q[, Q], J], J+ ].
Dealer: XXXXX has made a rebuy
Dealer: Game will start in a few seconds.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 400 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 795 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 395 from main pot.
Dealer: XXXXX wins 200 from main pot.
Dealer: foodz wins 26,155 from main pot with two pairs, nines and twos [ Q_, 9_, 9], 2], 2[ ].
Dealer: foodz wins 9,883 from main pot with a flush, eight high [ 8_, 7_, 5_, 4_, 2_ ].
Dealer: XXXXX has left the table

[ChineseIrish]

Originally Posted by foodz

Now I am NOT a good player.
And the last thing I should do is try to tell anyone else how to play

LOL,nice one buddy


1. you are a good player
2. really???

[roo27]

he forgot the 1st rule of bingo its all in for 4 hands then fold 1 all in for 4 hands then fold 1 lol

[foodz]

lol, thank you CI for those kind words, I hope you are on your way to a full recovery...

Roo, spott on mayt, hee woz not playin it rite at awll. Cervs him rite. (Thanks for the new spell checker roo, works a treat)

[Kingcard]

Maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn,i love this place lol...

[stjimmy]

Originally Posted by foodz

Roo, spott on mayt, hee woz not playin it rite at awll. Cervs him rite. (Thanks for the new spell checker roo, works a treat)

leave roo roo alone!!! lol...