57 days One day five blondes enter a local pub, find a booth and order a round of drinks. After the waiter serves them, one stands and says, "a toast, to 57 days, 57 days!" The other four shout the same and drain their drinks. They order another round and once served, again one stands and says, "a toast to 57 days!" Again the other four shout the same and drain their drinks. The Waiter thinks, this must be something really special for such celebration. When the Blondes order another round, upon serving them, he says, "This must be a very special occasion your celebrating, a birth, engagement, wedding?". One of the blondes says, "no, we're celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle." The waiter says, "a jigsaw puzzle?" The blonde says, "yes, it said on the box, five to ten years, and we finished it in 57 days!" |