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Old 01-25-2009
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Default The 6. truth of Life

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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif']
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
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Old 01-25-2009
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LOL
i tried it
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Old 01-25-2009
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Yes im a idiot with a stupid smile lmao.........
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Old 01-25-2009
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well, Im not an idiot, but I DO have a talented tongue
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Old 01-25-2009
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i thought this thread was about the number six...thats how dumb i am...
and the number six on this site has been so good and so bad to me.
more bad recently than good, though.
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haha brilliant
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Old 01-25-2009
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it is possible to touch your bottom teeth to.
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Old 01-26-2009
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I can lick my eye brows and breathe through my ears, so ladies.........
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Old 01-26-2009
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grove u sound like a lizard eeeewwwww

but a long tongue is a definate bonus....

If not a long tongue then you have to know how to use it
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