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| The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an icepop and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: - 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted. - 'An ambulance just drove by!' - 'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out. - 'Matt's riding a new bike!' - 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!' - 'Jason is on his skate board!' - After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are screwing!!' Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're screwing?' 'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an icepop.' |
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| pmsl....thats funny. xx
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