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| 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?" Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" |
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| LMAO very good jane |
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| very funny jane
__________________ and so it came to pass that the human race fell. and i look down upon my domian as THE MASTER of all and i thought it good
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| LOL, I have an old good friend, actually he's a couple of months younger than me that has a problem with finding the bathroom. Drawers, closets.....it doesn't matter. His wife goes nuts with this- I just laugh. Nice story Jane! |
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| that joke is funny as hell |
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| that's a good one . lol |
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| Good one Jane. I needed a good laugh...thanks! |
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| VERY GOOD ONE i didn't heard thet one before |
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| Nice one Jane..........LMAO..........
__________________ When its my TURN my cards always FLOP in the RIVER ...............: |
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| that is old been here a few times |
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