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Old 12-06-2008
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Default annual check up

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and
do you have a good relationship with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
(poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when
I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said,
"George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes
off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
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LMAO very good jane
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very funny jane
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LOL, I have an old good friend, actually he's a couple of months younger than me that has a problem with finding the bathroom. Drawers, closets.....it doesn't matter. His wife goes nuts with this- I just laugh. Nice story Jane!
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that joke is funny as hell
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Old 12-08-2008
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that's a good one . lol
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Good one Jane. I needed a good laugh...thanks!
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VERY GOOD ONE
i didn't heard thet one before
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Nice one Jane..........LMAO..........
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that is old been here a few times
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