Back in the saddle

[whitewo1f]

During deer season a husband's wife asks to go along and he agrees. As they're driving along he sees a ravine off to the side of the road and pulls over. He tells his wife, "I want you to head down this ravine and I'm going back down the road to come up the ravine. If there's any deer here you'll flush them towards me or I'll flush them towards you. If you shoot something get to it as quick as you can in case there's any other hunters around who may try to claim your kill. If you have any trouble with anyone, shoot three times in the air and I'll come running." His wife says she understands, so he heads back down the road and then up the ravine. As he's walking along he hears a shot, then a minute later, three rapid shots. Making his way up the ravine as quickly as possible, he comes to an open glade where he sees his wife standing over a guy on the ground with her gun trained on him. She's telling the guy, "this one's mine, this one's mine!" The guy on the ground replies, "lady, lady, you can have him, I just want my saddle back!"