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| A bank robber jumps out of his car and runs into a bank. He remembers he hadn't put on his ski mask. - After he puts it on, he asks the first guy he sees, "Did you see my face before I put on my mask?" The guy says "Yes"-- BANG the robber shot him dead. The robber turns to a lady teller and asks, "Did you see my face before I put on the mask, "YYYYeeesss" - BANG he shot her dead. He then turns to an elderly couple and asks the same question. The old man said, "I didn't see you... but SHE did!!!" |
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| Good one; Heard something like this before, but still laugh every time I think about this joke. |
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| Good one. Like hearing new jokes! Thanks |
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