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Old 01-11-2010
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Default Bank Robber...

A bank robber jumps out of his car and runs into a bank.

He remembers he hadn't put on his ski mask. - After he puts it on, he asks the first guy he sees,

"Did you see my face before I put on my mask?"

The guy says "Yes"-- BANG the robber shot him dead.

The robber turns to a lady teller and asks, "Did you see my face before I put on the mask, "YYYYeeesss" - BANG he shot her dead.

He then turns to an elderly couple and asks the same question.

The old man said, "I didn't see you...
but SHE did!!!"
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Old 01-12-2010
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Good one; Heard something like this before, but still laugh every time I think about this joke.
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Old 02-21-2010
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Good one. Like hearing new jokes! Thanks
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