are blondes

[morgan68]

The plane is on its way to houston when a blonde
> in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits
> down.
>
> the flight attendant watches her do this and
> asks to see her
> ticket.
>
> she then tells the blonde that she paid for
> economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blond, i'm beautiful,
> i'm going to houston and i'm staying right here.."
>
> the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
> tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in
> first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.
>
> the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries
> to explain that
> because she only paid for economy she will have
> to leave and
> return to her seat.
>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful,
> i'm going to houston and i'm staying right here."
>
> the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably
> should have the police
> waiting when they land to arrest this blonde
> woman who won't listen to reason.
>
> the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
> handle this. I'm
> married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
>
> he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her
> ear, and she says,
> "oh, i'm sorry." and she gets up and goes back
> to her seat in economy.
>
> the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
> asked him what he
> said to make her move without any fuss.
>
> i told her, "first class isn't going to
> houston.
>
>
>
>
>
>

[chinchilla]

lol morgan nice one.

[morgan68]

goin to get banned 4 this i think chin lol

[dragon13]

lol so where was 1st class going ??

[bowb4me]

There are two blondes standing on opposite sides of a ravine.
The 1st blonde yells to the other "how do I get to the other side?"
The 2nd blonde replies "you ARE on the other side!"

ur joke was better tho

[caposilvio]

banned for what?????
Being hairist?

that was bloody funny.

[SapphireStar]

Originally Posted by dragon13

lol so where was 1st class going ??

lol Dragon, I was wondering too? And yes I am blond but thought it was very funny. Besides blonds get away with a lot )

[hands11]

lmao nice 1>>>> blonds eh lol