Bride and Groom

[buckeye235]

A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon. The new husband to be removed his shoes and socks, showing her his twisted and knarley looking toes. His new bride exclaimed, "My God! What happened to your toes?" He said,"When I was a child, I had a bad case of tolio." She said,"Dont you mean polio?" He said "No, TOLIO"!! She said, "OHHH"! Then he removed his pants showing his knobby and mishapen knees. She said,"My God, What happpened to your knees?" He said, "When i was a child, I had a bad case of kneasles" She said, "Dont you mean, Measles?" He said, "No, Kneasles". she said "OHHHH"! And as he removed his underwear, she exclaimed, "OH, I see you had a bad case of SMALL COX TOO!"

[crinkle62]

lmao..... good one buckeye xxxx

[StCathy]

A married couple staying at hotel, but room has only got single beds. As they settle down for the night hubby says, "my little honey bunch, im lonely wonely"
Taking the hint she goes to him.
On the way she trips & falls flat on her face. Concerned hubby says, "oh no, did my little honey bunny fall on her nosey wosey"
She gets up, climbs into his bed & they have great sex.
On way back to her bed, she trips again, flat on her face.
Husband rolls over and says, "clumsy bitch".

[crinkle62]

pmsl...... hmmmmmmmmm omen for London meet ????????