 Brown, it's brown
One evening three friends are enjoying a few drinks at the pub, when one says, "this will be the last one boys, I want to hurry home and see my wife. She has the most beautiful emerald green eyes you ever saw." His other friend says, "I know how you feel, I have the same idea, only my wife's eyes are deep as the ocean blue and I'm gonna hurry home to." They both then turn to their other friend and ask, "hey Bob, what color are your wife's eyes?" He says, "I think they're brown, but I'm not really sure." Embarassed he quickly finishes his drink and rushes home. Upon his arrival, he finds his wife in bed apparently asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he gently lifts one of her eyelids. "It's brown, I knew it was brown!" he yells. Just then his neighbor steps naked from the closet and asks, "how in the hell did you know it was me?" | 
08-31-2009
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