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Old 07-03-2009
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Default (Can be multi-posted) The Economy's so Bad that.....

ok this could be a thread in which anyone can interact with. The idea is to make your own "the economy's so bad that..." start with that and then make up a crazy thing that would never happen. here's a good example: (have fun and laugh in life)

The economy's so bad that earp sold his gun collection
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Old 07-04-2009
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The economy's so bad that everyone has lost their sense of humour and are not posting on this thread.
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Old 07-04-2009
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The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.

The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.
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