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Old 12-06-2008
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Default Can Of Worms

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead


Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What did you learn from this demonstration???
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
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Old 12-06-2008
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very good,,,
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and so it came to pass that the human race fell.
and i look down upon my domian as THE MASTER of all and i thought it good
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Old 12-06-2008
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I like it. LoL
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Old 12-06-2008
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nice 1 ......lol.........
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very funny lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 12-07-2008
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very good ; Greetz
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Old 12-07-2008
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Note to self...need to feed cats more chocolate


Good one!
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